FLASH! A new poll shows the vast majority of Americans are in favor of sending Congress to Syria!

Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria

I suspect if the poll were expanded, the vast majority of Americans would also be in favor of sending the Supremes to law school...and, well, you know.

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Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".


  1. Frankie Calcutta on September 12, 2013 at 6:59 am

    I wonder if some of our political problems could be addressed if dueling was made legal once again. Scoundrels such as John McCain and Lindsey Graham would have been cut down long ago.

    vidchat question: is dueling barbaric or actually a useful mechanism to maintain an honor based society?

  2. Sagnacity on September 11, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    The Onion is a satirical paper/website. Meaning that this polling result is entire made up.

  3. henry on September 11, 2013 at 6:18 am

    “pentagon sources make it clear the US military has no intention of being fooled into yet another war in the Middle East. That is why Israeli submarines are not going to be allowed to shoot missiles in order to provoke war.”
    When Israel claimed that joint US missile launch in Mediterranean for ‘target practice’ it shows just who want to escalate the war in Syria with a false flag event. I actually anticipated the American military would try to prevent itself from dragging into Syria.
    On August 9, the United States accepted the Russian invitation of a joint military exercise in Russia in 2014, and on August 19 it invited the Chinese to attend next year’s Rim of the Pacific multilateral naval exercise for the first time.
    Then on August 21, you have the Ghouta chemical weapons attack.
    Reminds me of the assassination of JFK and the attempted assassination of representative Gabrielle Giffords, just before Kennedy tried to work with the Russians, just before Obama’s meeting with Hu jintao(another “Kennedy-Khrushchev moment”).
    Interesting that when talking about the Syria conflict, Richard Hoagland associated “Syria” with “Sirius”. Then it’ll be rather symbolic that the minions of Angra mainyu actually failed in that country.

  4. Nidster - on September 10, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    I believe Dr. Farrell’s citation of recent polls that shows the vast majority of Americans are in favor of sending Congress to Syria. Please do not forget the vast majority of Americans are in favor of sending Obama along with them. We are sick and tired of the lies emanating from the White House.

    I will gladly add my support for sending all these WarMongers to certain places that are not as hospitable as Syria.

    • Sagnacity on September 11, 2013 at 5:37 pm

      Um, see marcos t. below. It’s not a poll. It’s entirely made up satire.

      And it’s not like Obama is the first US president to tell all sorts of lies. Anyhow in this case John Kerry’s lies appear to have been bigger than his ostensible boss’.

  5. marcos toledo on September 10, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    As always Satire or Spoof hits the nail on the head . Given America long record of horrible deeds it should be last at pointing the finger at Basher al-Assad and the Syrian government. It’s use of UN trust territories to test nuclear weapons leaving radioactive waste in the open where native people children play from uranium tailings of mining in America. Testing deadly drugs on prisoners and children in institutions has lost the right to be the moral guardians of the world. All the fatalities that Shoko Asahara and Aum Shinriko amounted to twelve dead hundreds sickened with saran gas.

  6. shockandawe on September 10, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    The bureaucrats that send the best of the best into battle, always are cowards.

    The greatest of a nations tragedies, speaking as a former soldier, is the wasteful use of our best.

    Anyone who willfully places his life at the disposal of his country, is the best of the best of that country.

    To be used only with learned wisdom, experience and intellect.

    Preceded by honest Prayers!

  7. Frankie Calcutta on September 10, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    While it may seem we have temporarily skirted danger, let’s not forget that Yom Kipper is celebrated in a couple days and it is always a marvelous time to start a war– especially with Syria. How did that last Yom Kipper war start? Syria allegedly attacked Israel?

    Astrologically speaking, September is not a good month:

    “This year (2013) Saturn and Rahu are transiting through the sign of LIbra. This is a particularly difficult transit. In looking at the past 200 years of history,whenever these two planes have shared the same sign, there has been an uptick of viiolence, warfare, and natural disasters world wide. The most intense part of the conjunction will be on September 17th, when Rahu and Saturn are in an exact conjunction. The period around that conjunction from August 19th until October 5th may be particularly challenging due to the aspect of debilitate Mars. This aspect of Mars is particularly challenging around September 8-10. “

    • Frankie Calcutta on September 10, 2013 at 6:11 pm

      When the entire world is watching and waiting for a false flag, then the target of last resort has to be yourself. Especially when you have built up so much sympathy over the years when it comes to deadly gas. If I were a guest worker/slave in Israel, I wouldn’t take any chances. I would get a gas mask.

      • Frankie Calcutta on September 10, 2013 at 6:14 pm

        I believe the torah allows for the sacrifice of a few, for the long term interests of the many. Or it might be the talmud.

        • Margaret on September 10, 2013 at 7:33 pm

          Or is it the other way around: Sacrifice of the many for the long term interests of the few …

          It’s super-hypocritical for the U.S. to intervene in Syria’s civil war on the grounds that it wants to save the world from leaders such as Assad (alleged) who would gas their own people (unproven) … considering how the U.S. contaminated Iraq with depleted uranium which has resulted in horrifying deformities and birth defects, childhood leukemia, cancer, and other illnesses. How many millions of Iraqis died and are still dying as a result of U.S. use of toxicants and war pollutants. And the unforgettable admission by Madeleine Albright – The deaths of 500,000 Iraqi children was worth it – for Iraq’s non-existent WMDs.
          With usual tongue-in-cheek satire the Onion hits close to the truth. Yes, in the interest of national security our warmongering legislators should be sent immediately to Syria for some hands-on experience in destroying a country to save it. Free transportation and gas masks provided at taxpayer’s expense.

          • Frankie Calcutta on September 11, 2013 at 6:43 am


            In this age of yahwehistic religions, people are very comfortable with hypocrisy. I think when the history books are written, America will be most remembered for its policy of saving children by killing them– otherwise known as the Janet Reno Option. This was her directive to attack the Waco compound with tanks and gas in order to save the children (who all died in the siege).

          • DaphneO on September 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm

            And can they continue their lies when this hits the news?

            BREAKING NEWS: UN Council and Russia agree that Syria Gas videos and Photos are Fake – Posted on September 11, 2013


            But then, they probably will. To their very sick minds, this war is extremely important, being part of their Grand Chessboard plan.

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