TIDBIT: JUST FOR LAUGHS, YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE THE ONION

I just received this from Mr. V.T., and I absoposilutetively had to share it, because for laughs, you just have to love The Onion:

Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton To Replicate Emotions

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Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".

13 Comments

  1. Occult Fan on September 20, 2015 at 4:21 am

    Croning remarks – When she gets a response wrong, we spritz her in the face with cold water from a spray bottle, and when she gets one right, we let her work on her memoirs for a little bit or call her ‘Madam President’ in soothing tones—she loves that.” – Hahahaha! – Maybe they could set her up with some MK-ultra themed programming, or try training her directly in the vicinity of CERN…



    • Occult Fan on September 20, 2015 at 4:33 am

      Oh good a typo right off the bat. There needs to be an edit feature, this print is obscenely small from where I sit. It’s got to be some quantum ‘Murphys Law’ that one only typos/has typos emerge when hitting ‘enter’ on comment which cannot be edited.

      Also, that’s ‘crowning remarks’, unlike the crown which Clinton Deux will never wear.



  2. basta on September 20, 2015 at 3:23 am

    Hillaryous! And the article below it, Jeb Bush being outshone by a heavy-duty extension cord taped to the carpet in front of him, is also a gem: “staffers are now conducting focus groups with the cable… ”

    The Catch 22 is, Should we feel sorry for the Cabal and their slime-mold lackeys, since psychopathy is a profound deviancy which stunts the person and essentially strips them of a soul? Or should we recognize that they only understand emotions as weakness, and ostracize them from society before they destroy it — and us?

    If I had a fortune (but then I’d be a psychopath…), I’d fund a Psychopathy Awareness Day and get volunteers to hand out black rubber wrist bracelets and black ribbons. Certainly there would be no lack of potential speakers, seeing as just about anyone in the public eye is one.

    Narcissistic Psychopathy Awareness Day would have mylar ribbons and cute little mirrors, and I’m sure you could get half of Hollywood or the music industry for the right price. I’d aim for Miley Cyrus, though.



  3. ken on September 19, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    … priceless. couldn’t resist sharing this one:

    https://youtu.be/xs2_mqdfaJM



    • marcos toledo on September 19, 2015 at 10:40 pm

      Thanks for link Ken I died laughing from what movie is this clip from by the way?



      • Occult Fan on September 20, 2015 at 4:29 am

        #Hitlarry – This is an ongoing meme used for different ‘downfalls’, one original is Hitler finds out his xBox account has been canceled (making him the cancellor!)

        More info go here Marcos – http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/downfall-hitler-reacts



    • Robert Barricklow on September 20, 2015 at 8:28 am

      I second Marcos.
      Thanks Ken.
      LOL!



  4. DownunderET on September 19, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    Killary Killton has the personality of a foolscap pad. David Icke must be having a field day with this reptilian mumma.



  5. yankee phil on September 18, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    The Onion is obviously a republican CFR financed newspaper/magazine,especially having the insiders information on Chris Christy.



    • Occult Fan on September 20, 2015 at 4:30 am

      Hahahahaha!!!



  6. marcos toledo on September 18, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    So many puppets to chose from for the official selection-election circus. And our masters going to blow billions on this rigged show don’t know any real economics or do they have too much money to burn.



  7. Robert Barricklow on September 18, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    Loved the finale!
    The governor of New Jersey bit.



  8. 8thdegreeofj on September 18, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Another sure bet!

    Vote Hillary for Psy-Op Training



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