Yes, you read that correctly, the Dummycrooks are in a race to the top of the Lunacy Index, as California's Governor Jerry "Moon Beam" Brown has signed a new law regulating the amount of cow flatulence in his state:

Only in California

One can only hope that Sacramento will also pass a bill regulating the flatulence coming out of the California state legislature. Not even Angela Merkel is this out of touch.

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Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".


  1. DaphneO on September 27, 2016 at 1:47 am

    Actually, that idea was raised many years ago here in Australia. I had milked cows and the idea sounded ridiculously funny. All farmers thoughts was, so here’s another way they’re trying to tax the farmers… The idea caused plenty of laughter.

    Can’t find the original mention, but here’s one from 2008.

  2. Pellevoisin on September 26, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    It appears that your state of California needs to undergo some sort of partition so that the insane can continue to run their California of their LSD induced dreams, and the rest can get on with actually governing their own territory sensibly. I think this new Californian law must be the most ridiculous thing I have read in recent years.

  3. SoCal G on September 26, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    I have wondered why he got “elected” again since he was terrible in his other terms. But, that’s Cali for you.

  4. Robert Barricklow on September 26, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Holy COWABUNGA Batman!
    On the bright side, it doesn’t smell as bad as DC.

  5. Nidster - on September 26, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Next on the agenda the Demoncrats in California will enact an exorbitant tax increase on re-fried beans because human flatulence ‘is causing climate change’ and people are ‘ethically obliged’ to change their eating habits.

  6. 8thdegreeofj on September 26, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    Perhaps the governor was advised that the cow poo fumes were interrupting the man-made weather program and needed to be shut down..

    Or maybe the cows poo fumes are in danger of mixing with the fabled swamp gases and could have formed a COWpracabra..

    Only in California
    and apparently had to be done by a governor surnamed: Brown!

  7. DownunderET on September 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    Only in America !!!!!!!!

  8. Ramura on September 26, 2016 at 11:44 am

    Actually, I remember ROFLOL way back in the 70’s when a friend of my brother-in-law was regaling us with details of his job in the Army: “measuring cow farts.”

    Apparently, this “concern” about CO2 emissions goes WAY back, and militarized, as well…

    • Roger on September 26, 2016 at 10:40 am

      Pasture raised cows have no need for such ponds and fertilize their fields. But some of those California corporate cow feces mud pens are cruel and inhumane and need to outlawed.

  9. Kahlypso on September 26, 2016 at 5:35 am

    Sorry.. I cant hear you over the smell of all that Freedom.

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