THE MENSTRUAL EQUALITY ACT

AMAIRIKUHN EDGYKAYSHUN AND THE MENSTRUAL EQUALITY ACT

Yes, you read that headline correctly. An institution of "high learning"  in Amairikuhn quackademia has decided that menstrual equality needs to be promoted on its campus(note, I said "high", not "higher", because I strongly suspect the people behind this idea - and I'm using the term "people" loosely here - were high when they proposed it). And, lest one leap to what would be under normal circumstances a rational conclusion and believe that this is happening in some explosion of bloviation at Harvard square, the Rockefailure University of Chicago, or the quackademies of Nuttyfornia, think again, for not to be outdone in edublithering lunacy, a quackademy in the Amairikuhn heartland has decided that the absence of access to menstruation products in men's lavatories could, in fact, be construed as an offense and injustice to transgendered women using the men's restrooms on the campus of the "University" of Arkansas' Fayetteville campus, according to this story shared by K.M.:

https://5newsonline.com/2019/06/11/ua-student-govt-seeks-free-access-for-menstruation-products/

Yes, you are permitted to do a double-take and read that one again:

(The University of Arkansas) currently uses coin-only dispensaries -- mostly in women's restrooms...

Uhmmmm... er... at the risk of exposing my white male patriarchal privilege, I have to ask, where else would one expect them to be located? Oh, I forgot: it's ok now to use whichever bathroom of which ever sex you feel more inclined to "being" on any particular day. My bad; mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

-- which ASG says further limits access to menstrual hygiene.

(Associated Student Government) said 86 percent of individuals experience an unexpected need for menstrual hygiene management (MHM), and having only women's restrooms outfitted with tampons is unequal and limits the ability of members of the transgender community to safely and easily access MHM on-demand.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Being a rational man or woman you're probably thinking that this means that the campus, in order to make this nuttery "completely equal", will inevitably have to distribute condoms or other "men's health products" in women's restrooms to accommodate transitioning transgendered males. That may indeed be the case, but if so, it would only be a sign that the "University" of Arkansas has only progressed as far as the now rabidly traditional and ultra-right-wing conservatism of nth-wave feminism. (I say nth-wave feminism because I long ago lost count of which wave of feminism the culture was surfing. I lost count somewhere between the Margaret Court-Bobby Riggs tennis court confrontation and the Billy Jean King-Bobby Riggs tennis court confrontation. And to be honest, I lost count because I lost interest because it was clear where all this nonsense was heading.  One does wonder how those confrontations may have gone if, perhaps, rather than Bobby Riggs, the men were represented by Rod Laver or Bjorn Borg, but I digress.)  The problem with that analysis is of course that the placement of condoms or "men's health products" in women's restrooms would be an obvious imposition not only of dreaded patriarchy within a female safe space, but a further manifestation of the continuing and insidious disguised presence of patriarchy and female repression.  In order to truly address the Rampant Inequality Caused by the Patriarchy, it would be better to ban all public men's restrooms completely, and convert the ones currently in the infrastructure to women's bathrooms. During the difficulties and dislocations of the Transition Period to Full Equality, men could, of course, use these facilities if they paid a small "men's user fee". A government bureaucracy can be set up for this purpose next to the Clinton Library in Little Rock, and over time, those fees can be gradually raised in order to prevent men from displaying patriarchal privilege and utilizing public restrooms. The benefit of this plan will, of course, force men, whose flatulence is helping create climate change, from eating so much, and confining themselves to urinate, defecate, and flatulate in the privacy of their own homes, or at least move to San Franfreakshow, Nuttyfornia where they can do so on the streets and sidewalks. We can, of course, force compliance by confiscating their homes after installing Elimination Smart Meters. If they are not compliant, these homes can be seized and turned over to the Dreamers, who truly deserve it.

See? Problem solved. We are, after all, the Shining City on a Hill and The Indispensable, Exceptional Nation.

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All satire and sarcasm aside, this nonsense has to end, and soon, because it is nothing less than an nihilistic assault on men and women, on maleness and femaleness, that is to say, on our humanity.

See you on the flip side...

 

 

 

 

30 thoughts on “AMAIRIKUHN EDGYKAYSHUN AND THE MENSTRUAL EQUALITY ACT”

  1. remember the Nazi in the Blues brothers cranking up the whities? he was born Cohen, become Collins, now Joseph Frank, New Ager on a famous truther radio show (that I subscribe to, but not that guy, if, as is seems, it is the same guy).

    “Back in WWI and particularly WWII, survival was the thing. You had neither the time nor the inclination to pursue Weirdness.”
    Listening last night to Kay Griggs 2005 on above show, she recommended a couple of books on just how much of a gay old time many, many, many of the saviours of democracy/demonocracy practiced.

    Military Necessity and Homosexuality by Colonel Ronald D Ray
    Conduct Unbecoming; Gays and Lesbians in the U.S. Military by Randy Shilts. though looking at the name…. mmmm makes me wonder. if you can’t trust Hitler, who can you trust?

  2. . . . Huhh. .?? ? . . . Apologies. . . One must not get out much these days but do approve of, . . . well, . . hygiene, of course. It reduces exposure to microbes that would rather make the human corporeal frame and accoutrements their domain and refuge – for the ill of the human form, mind you. . . Yes, that sums it up without any hint of incorrectness. . . That should do it.

  3. this is an excellent example of harrassment by big brother to get our ire up, demoralize us and distract us. judging by how we all got cranked up by such obvious and intentional stupidity, the psy-op worked. makes me wanna go use the washroom at target. ok maybe not.

  4. I know it’s easy to think this is an artifact of modern culture. It’s not. Modern culture does not own the patent for puerile and vulgar expression. It’s only the modern invocation of it. Others here have cited an atmosphere of “bad air” creeping across the country, and I’ve noticed it myself. Not only is banality given to the highest praise, but “our” culture has become vicious and crude. Of this we are all witnesses.

    At least here, on this forum, we have all agreed to be respectful and mindful of the convictions of others–particularly when we might not agree. Civility and charity are the norm here. For the most part we exercise restraint when angry and contrite when we are cause harm. Our conversation has been laced with little profanity thereby demonstrating the proper use of vocabulary for the expression of ideas. Dr. Farrell has managed to keep the conversations stimulating and the commentary respectful. My point: there is far more practice of the “spirit” of the university environment here than on most campuses. Of this I am truly thankful!

    With respect to this issue at the University of Arkansas, I’m surprised they didn’t propose the purchase of individual port-a-potties for all members of the student body as a solution to the dilemma. That way, everyone can attend to their own toilet habits with maximum privacy and equality. (Oh! I see. They didn’t think of that! Let’s see if this is actually proposed next semester.)

    1. OC, well said! This is a little oasis of both learning and civility. Wax on, wax off…

    2. Robert Barricklow

      I’m not always compliant in respectful language.
      I love black humor and will occasionally test the ropes.

  5. It’s a wonder that some gender unspecific persons don’t object to the ‘men’ in menstruation! That would surely be gender appropriation!
    But what sort of transgender woman (is that m-f or f-m?) would feel ‘unsafe in a woman’s restroom?
    More interesting to me in all this genderisation of every mundane facet of life – and how tedious and joy sapping it all is, is WHY? What is it all about? Apart from the usual divisiveness and wrong-footing tactics? Can it really be just about transhumanism?

  6. What spirit is at war with humanity and has infiltrated every major religion and government? Chiefly who did Jesus call out at the Temple? Enough said.

  7. To me it’s very obvious that what is called feminism today has nothing to do with “classical” feminism of earlier generations. Just like liberalism or the “left” today is quite the opposite of “classical” liberalism and past open minded political left. Many times throughout history these concepts have been distorted and turned on their heads to the point of being unrecognizable, cut off from their antique linguistic roots. So I “call them” postfeminism, postliberalism and postleft because they serve extremisms: they serve the violent mind.
    Do we let ourselves fall and be victimized by this obvious cultural manipulation, vocabulary downgrading and disgusting recuperation, in other words the coralling of the mental collective? Will we give the newspeak of all evil agendas the winning hand because we let them define the meaning of words.
    Words have been speaking long and deeper way before we use them to speak, but who has “entendement” (a french word defining not only hearing and listening but basicaly involves knowledgeable understanding). Until we properly name and define them back ourselves to their true roots, we abide unconsciously by the shot callings of the oligarchic and autocratic manipulators leading the masses they dumb down. Admitting my love for etymology, I can only scratch the surface of this very deep subject here. Regrettably too few pay attention to this subject, still this is an invitation to go seek in that direction where the keys of all languages’ eternal light is waiting to re”minded” us.

    1. Francois, does the French word entendement have roughly the same meaning/intent as the Robert A. Heinlein invented-word grok ? As I understand it, grok not only means an intellectual understanding but a deeper anchor or realization into the ‘truth’ of the matter. To go out on a limb, this would also include an ‘energetic’ transfer from a deeper source to get the “Ahh” or “Aha” moment…

  8. Robert Barricklow

    OOPS!
    Moderated. Forgot to self-censor my spelling of real offensive insects; which are more dirty than spelling..
    coc-(k)-roaches.

  9. Robert Barricklow

    O.K.
    All this social engineering is under what department?
    Is it connected in someway to The Ministry of Truth?
    Some off-shoot in the language of malarkey division?

    WOW! What a laugh! I mean this Cosmic Joke malarkey is seriously LOL funny! “… having women’s restrooms outfitted w/tampons is unequal and limits the ability of the transgender community… ”
    Is that community up-tight, out-of-sight, and in-a-groove?
    [Sorry, couldn’t resist a bit of classic malarkey]
    Are the Kotex and/or XXX Trojans lobbying in higher education facilities? Are they coming for the high schools, Junior Highs and Elementary schools next?
    Borgs? [Bjorn]
    Is that they’re/Ministry’s destination?

    I get it! They’re infatuated w/achieving the potentially most complex level of social organization, in which individuals are bound together by necessity to form a single reproducing unit/communities forged primarily by group selection. In other word, social insects; like termites, the social cockroaches.

    Again,
    Who Are These Guys?
    Are they even human?
    Or, just wannabe social cockroaches?

    1. Robert Barricklow

      Method to madness
      It is generally agreed among “experts”
      that termites descended from coc (k) roaches.

      … and what of the quantum (something from nothing) aspect of evolution – due to the life/observers’ phenomena?

  10. Dr. Farrell…you insult stoners. Nobody can be that high. ;D
    Corporate removed these supplies decades ago & it was BYO-MP’s.
    They’ve now instigated the LGBTQ agenda in their “Code of Bidnezz Conduct” as a requirement of employment.
    Demoralization to the extreme.
    While the actions of these demons is barking mad, I see this as the final stepping stone to normalizing pedophilia.

  11. Detroit Dirt Bikes

    Life in the “Smart Grid”. A few short years ago one could simply go to Nature to be disabused of such ‘nihilistic assaults’ on our humanity. We knew we were there when our silly phones were out of range. We felt rejuvenated and spiritually fit. If such places can no longer be found, they must be created . . . if we intend to survive.

    1. Fortunately, I am within a few hours of old-growth Redwood forests (in protected state or national parks). Whenever I get out of the car and just start walking, I get this wonderful ‘feeling’. Hard to describe. It is relaxing, energizing, and centering at the same time. And both earth-grounding and semi-spiritual at the same time. Hmm. I may be due for another visit…

  12. I see two main reasons for the country sliding into such mush-minded chaos and the recent epidemic of gender confusion: 1) the Frankfurt School succeeded beyond their wildest nihilistic dreams; 2) it’s expedient and far cheaper for .gov to turn a blind eye to the real culprit and instead encourage schools to build a third “gender neutral” bathroom than to ban biphenol A and ruin the profits of the chemicals, plastics, cosmetics, food and beverage industries.

  13. Strange days. Outside of the PTB trying to distract & divide the sheeple for their own ends, I am going to make a very strange “positive” statement concerning current craziness: We have not had a Major War in a few generations.

    Back in WWI and particularly WWII, survival was the thing. You had neither the time nor the inclination to pursue Weirdness. This was true both at the cultural level and the individual level. Bullets, shells, and torpedoes tend to make one shed the foo-foo aspects.

    On the good side, the US has not had a war which seriously impacted the ‘home front’ since 1945. Thank God. (And no, even the protests around Vietnam do not count in this manner.) On the bad side, the sheeple are increasingly bored and restless. Any stimuli is taken-up and run-with, no matter how fatuous or absurd. Education is also a affected by this ‘phase’. (Sigh)

    Typically, some Major Event arises or is manufactured (like a Space Race) to Focus the culture. This has not happened in a few generations. I am curious whether we are due (or overdue) for one of a high magnitude to tamp-down asinine, birdbrained, boneheaded, brainless, dense, dull, foolish, idiotic, imbecilic, inane, lamebrained, ludicrous, lunatic, mindless, moronic, puerile, sappy, vacuous, or witless behaviors…

    1. Goshawks (sorry I inadvertently pressed ‘report comment’ on your comment).
      Yes, there does feel like something BIG is coming, an ennui, dissatisfaction, tension and desire for some societal release. I suppose this is the usual statagem being engineered. Apart from post-post modernism, and the post truth age, what defines Western Civilisation right now? Not a lot going on really. Seems ripe for plucking.

      1. @Jen
        I’m feeling the “ripple” in the force as well, and not to be “far out” BUT Dr. Jacobs, retired from Temple U has been researching the topic of UFO’s since the mid 60’s, specifically those who’ve reported abduction experiences. The purpose seems to be creation of a Human/Alien “Hubrid” as Dr. Jacobs puts it, and the numbers are mind boggling (at least in the millions worldwide).
        Whether or not you can buy into this idea, here’s the part that relates….these “Hubrids” are living on Earth, right now, and those persons abducted have been recruited to help them learn to live as Humans in preparation for what they call “The Change”.
        I think this may be what we out-of-the-loop Humans are sensing. My guess is, all this “trans” stuff and Liberal hogwash, may be originating from them as well as cover for what’s really going on as they implement their plans.

        1. James Woolsey

          i cannot look at the plasticine marionette visage of Mark Zuckerberg without seeing the alien human hybrid, a simulacrum of an ensouled human…

          1. There is something ‘wrong’ every time I see his image, which my brain/mind has not yet settled into a Knowing…

  14. anakephalaiosis

    SQUARE POINT THEATER 58
    Patriarch pi-ss-oir
    is outside of building where
    any object will do.

    Cigar smoke keeps away mosquitoes.

    Sailor song keeps away sirens.

    When in territorial dispute with vampires, one always sprinkles them with holy water.

    1. anakephalaiosis that IS funny… if only we could “sprinkles” these bit-shit (sorry doc potty language) kooky just freaking ( want ta use the REAL f-bomb 🙂 ) crazy nut jobs ! But folks the pendulum WILL swing back !!! Good People WILL finally get TIRED, fed UP ….wit the kooky’s !!!! hehe man u’s have NO idea how hard it was trying ta keep my potty mouth ….in check ? folks “they” r freaking (f-bomb here) CRAZY 😉 holy -shit (oops) 🙂

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