CHINA SEES…WELL… “SOMETHING” ON THE MOON

CHINA SEES…WELL… “SOMETHING” ON THE MOON

Once upon a time there was a big country of lots of talented and brilliant,  but very oppressed, people called China.

The people doing the oppressing came from a very long and ancient tradition of oppressors, but then they decided to become more modern and up-to-date, and they quit calling themselves war lords and emperors, and decided to call themselves things like "central committee" and "politburo" and "communists" and "general secretaries." But they didn't quite shed the oppressor image, because their paper money still had pictures of The Great Oppressor, a loathsome and murderous man by the name of Mao-Tse-Dung (emphasis on the dung), whose picture also hangs in the World Villains Hall of Fame along with a bunch of other folks by the name of Castro, Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin, and so on.

Nevertheless, to show the world how modern and up-to-date they were, they decided to import and steal a lot of foreign technology and food so their people wouldn't have to eat things like bats, but could eat things like GMOs instead. While all of this was going on, the oppressors decided to make everyone feel better and good about themselves, so they decided to have a space program.  Using their bought, borrowed, and stolen technology, they managed to stun the world with a feat of space engineering and operational complexity: that of sending a landing robotic probe to the Far Side of the Moon.

But then, Something Happened, because the Oppressors crawled into bed with Harvard chemists and the world's top computer man who designed the world's worst operating system, who just happened to be experts in nano-technology and vaccines, and who wanted to vaccinate everyone. Well, you won't believe what happened next! The Oppressors decided to open a big laboratory in one of China's biggest cities, called Wuhan, where the Harvard professor occasionally worked. And then someone ate some bat stew or soup or something, and came down with a virus that the local laboratory just happened to be researching, and all sorts of people suddenly became sick and it spread all around the world, and became a plandemic the likes of which Dr. Anthony Fauci and the computer expert who designed the world's worst operating system could only have dreamed of, while many people outside of China wondered about the irony that the computer guy, whose operating system was easily riddled with viruses, was presuming to speak out about how to protect people from viruses.

Meanwhile, many doctors inside of China who weren't part of the oppressors heroically risked their lives to warn everyone about what was happening, but they disappeared for some reason, and then were never heard from again, while doctors elsewhere were challenging the numbers behind the Fauci crisis, and were being ignored by what  was called the Propatainment "media".

While all of this was going on, T.M. spotted an article in an American newspaper and passed it along, that indicated that the robotic probe the Oppressors had sent to the far side of the Moon had spotted something back in September 2019, just as the Fauci crisis was getting underway, that was just a little problematical and "sticky":

China has new images of bizarre substance on dark side of moon

What the article said was truly astonishing, and momentarily made everyone forget the Fauci crisis:

Earlier this month, the Chinese space agency revealed that the Yutu-2 rover it sent to the far side of the moon months back found something it didn’t expect. The rover’s handlers spotted something strange in a crater just as the rover was preparing to power down for the lunar night.

It was a strange, glossy substance that Chinese researchers said had a “gel-like” appearance. Nobody can say for certain what it is, but early theories suggested it may be lunar glass created by whatever impact created the crater itself. Now, China has released some additional images of the crater and the material inside, but the mystery is no closer to being solved.

But what was really unusual and had everyone  - including the oppressors -  scratching their heads, was that there was a picture which went along with the article:

china-new-photos-weird-substance

And there in almost the center of the picture was the sticky problem, an almost perfectly rectilinear feature that was presumably the glassy or gel-like substance, that had everyone snickering and chuckling at the explanation being offered, that it was the result of the rover's scanning tools, or a glassy substance created by an impact.

But the Oppressors felt good about that explanation, because they had finally caught up with their chief rival, a strange agency well-known for its fabrications, obfuscations, and explanations that made no sense, called NASA, which had once called a Face a Trick of Light and Shadow. But after NASA took some pictures of a moon of Saturn called Iapetus, with three parallel ridges on its equator, and which looked uncomfortably like objects called the Death Star from the movies, no one was buying that explanation either. But everyone quit questioning narratives when the Propatainment Ministry came along, and sponsored a new TV show called "Corona Virus, starring Dr. Anthony Fauci," and everyone stayed home, wore masks, and was entertained by the doctor and his amazing feats of sleight of hand with numbers.

The End.

See you on the flip side...

 

 

15 thoughts on “CHINA SEES…WELL… “SOMETHING” ON THE MOON”

  1. Even if this was real, do we all realize how big that “piece of glass” would have to be given the fact that the curvature of the moon can be seen at whatever height I’m this was taken from?? LMAO

  2. Loxie Lou Davie

    O.K……..Most people now realize that we are not “alone” in the Universe by now!!!
    So….WHY the need to keep treating us like 3 year olds not capable of “handling The Truth”???

    There is a Dark Side & a Light Side…….maybe each person will soon have to make a choice as to which “side” one wants to belong to! Hmmmmm…….. I wonder what exactly could FORCE that choice……any suggestions???

  3. anakephalaiosis

    MICROSOFT HAIRCUT

    Bill Gates tried to vaccinate Sun Tzu,
    with a manufactured robot flu,
    by placing corona strain
    in his blood vain,
    when moon man came through.

  4. RBG Santa Monica

    Dr. Farrell is the best story teller. And I love the new word “Propatainment”. Because I am enjoying calling people “propatainers”.

  5. What is often overlooked is that the little Yutu-2 rover is waaay down from the average lunar surface. The 115-mile-wide (186 kilometers) Von Kármán Crater is within the much-larger South Pole-Aitken (SPA) Crater, measuring 1,550 miles (2,500 km) from rim to rim and around 7.5 miles (12 km) deep. The unimaginable violence of the SPA hit must have pulverized everything miles-deep at the time, followed by the lesser-pulverizing Von Kármán hit. Nothing should be there in the bottoms of the small, much-later craters.

    So, if the rectangle is real, it has to be from a much-later construction. Or, we have just seen the outer edge of a defunct Berserker (Saberhagen reference)…

  6. if you look at the third picture down from the top-the rectangular one-and expand it out. Just to the left of that dark little crater there sits what looks exactly like a human foot print.

  7. So what have the Chinese probe stumbled across while exploring the far side of the Moon? Back to the future another stupid race to the Moon again when will the USSA GROW UP.

  8. It’s ALL about space? Between planetary objects, people, program code and cell viruses? Holy cow Batman and Robin, that’s the best movie I ever didn’t see. Very perceptive.

  9. the Gel is merely something leftover from Jane Fonda’s Barbarella set, something she threw away after visiting China, sorry North Vietnam. The End.

  10. Never mind the glassy substance; could the material on the left of the “crater” be broken construction material of some kind?

  11. Looking at that picture from a better computer screen: that looks like a pipe venting into a small pit. Is there some undermoonground Bayer/Monsanto plant dumping effluent onto the moon already?

  12. Weird Moon observations aside, that is the best summary of the Wuhan virus origin I have read. You are in rare form today.

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