OK… IT’S OFFICIALLY “TOTALLY NUTS” NOW

OK… IT’S OFFICIALLY “TOTALLY NUTS” NOW…

Last Sunday I didn't finish scheduling blogs this week. There's a reason for that, and it's because my inbox was stuffed once again with articles in one way or another having to do with the Fauci-Lieber-Wuhan virus planscamdemic. So I was at a loss as to what to blog about. So I woke up this morning - in part due to the gentle urgings of Shiloh, who has a whole routine worked out now on how to wake me up - determined to schedule a blog for today and the rest of the week. As for her routine, this consists first of scratching herself furiously, then pawing at her blanket in order to move it closer to me, and then, with great drama, plopping herself down so  that the effort literally pushes me toward the edge of the bed. If that doesn't work, then it's the circle-next-to-him-endlessly, and another plop-and-push. And if that doesn't work, it's the old paw-on-the-cheek-with-accompanying-sweet-whine trick.

But I digress. Back to the Fauci-Lieber-Wuhan virus planscamdemic narrative. I received, as I said, so many articles about it, I've decided once again to gather up the best of them for this weekend's "honorable mentions". I was still at a loss about today's blog, however, until I opened my email inbox and found this article sent along by E.U., and I read the headline.

"You've got to be kidding," I said aloud. Shiloh was sitting next to my chair, and I told her, "listen to this, Shiloh," and read the headline to her. Even she gets how crazy it is, and cocked her head and whined. But in a way, you just knew this one was coming. After all, some crazy county - I think it was in Florida - actually announced they were considering mandatory nose feeder bags for people in their own homes, so you just knew this one was coming:

University Of Georgia Says Students Should ‘Consider Wearing A Mask During Sex’: Report

Yes, you read that correctly: you should now wear a mask during sex, to make sure the sex is completely safe sex. Get this:

The university reportedly sent out notices to on-campus students that said they should “consider wearing a face mask during sex. Heavy breathing and panting can further spread the virus, and wearing a mask can reduce the risk,” according to OutKick.

That's right folks, not only wear a mask, but try to limit the heavy breathing during the activity, a difficult proposition, since masks tend to interfere with normal breathing to begin with. But the real insanity of the article is that the galloping, somersaulting kookery that is modern Amairikuhn edgyjkayshun in the modern Amairikuhn quackademy has now reached out and married itself to the gymnastic idiocy that is the Fauci-Lieber-Wuhan virus narrative.  Ahh, but wait, dear reader, there's more:

“You are your safest sex partner. Practice solo sex, or limit the number of sexual partners you have,” said the University of Georgia recommendations, according to OutKick, which identifies itself on Twitter as “fearless, data-driven sports reporting.”

Yes, that's right, better just to have sex with yourself.

Ahh, but wait, dear reader, there's even more:

In June, a study from researchers at Harvard University said that in order to prevent transmitting COVID-19 from one person to another, both people should be wearing a face mask while having sex.

The study also advised against kissing. It suggested partners shower before and after the act, and clean everything with alcohol wipes or soap.

“Data are lacking regarding other routes of sexual transmission,” said the study, published in the Annals of Internal Medicine. “Two small studies of SARS-CoV-2–infected people did not detect virus in semen or vaginal secretions. An additional study of semen samples from 38 patients detected the virus by reverse transcriptase-polymerase chain reaction in 6 patients (15.8%). However, the relevance regarding sexual transmission remains unknown. Until this is better understood, it would be prudent to consider semen potentially infectious.”

Yes, this lunacy is coming straight out of that hellish pit of quackademic lunacy, Harvard, home of Dr. Charles Lieber.

Wear your masks during sex, don't kiss, and whatever you do, don't breathe heavily (in fact, better not to breathe at all.  We'll get back to that).

Now, we all know where this is headed. Why, just a few weeks ago I was joking in blogs and interviews about the narrative leading to people wearing masks during sex. Apparently someone at Haaahvaaahd was taking me seriously, and did a study about it (I wonder how much of the missing trillions went to fund that one?!). So let's press this "logic" a bit more. I seem to recall the whole purpose of wearing nose feederbags was to prevent the spread of "droplets" that could contain THE DREADED BUG, and then were were also informed that THE DREADED BUG'S way into the body could also be through the eyes or other mucus membranes as per the "wash-your-hands-at-all-times-and-don't-touch-your-face-or-eyes" narrative. So some people are walking around now with feederbags and goggles. But now there's that all-too-human activity - sex - to be concerned about. So, not only "practice safe sex", but in order to be really, completely, totally and uncompromisingly safe, both partners should wrap themselves in cellophane or latex body-condoms (without breathing heavily of course), and have sex in cellophane, or better yet, if you have the money, buy a hazmat suit or buy a military grade gas mask.   (Oh, but wait, aren't the pores in cellophane or latex much larger than the size of viruses? It's all so confusing...)  And while we're at it, we really should be wearing feederbags and goggles when we sleep, especially you married folk who like to sleep in the same bed, and if you do sleep in the same bed together, you  might want to rethink that, and buy twin beds and practice Social Sleep Distancing.  Hmmm, I just thought of something else, too... best to avoid public restrooms altogether; if you have to go, just go where you are and suffer the indignity of a little embarrassment rather than risk getting THE DREADED BUG. If you do have to use one, best to carry a pair of rubber gloves and toilet bowl cleaner in your "New Normal Backpack" at all times.

And come to think of it, investing in a little mustard gas would be helpful too, for that post-sex clean-up, to make sure your dwelling is really free of THE DREADED BUG, and a propane tank outside, rigged for hand sanitizer, and connected to your shower, would be helpful too.  If your local industrial chemical supplier is out of mustard gas, you can make a simple version for yourselves out of chlorine bleach and... oh, I'd better stop now, because some soulless humorless product of the modern quackademy will not appreciate my satire and think "hey! that's a good idea!"

I'm waiting for the next study from Haaahvaaahd: "Not breathing helps to slow the spread of THE DREADED BUG" and "Social Distancing During Sex Helps Limit the Spread of THE DREADED BUG."

Yes, folks, it's now officially totally nuts.

See you on the flip side...

 

64 thoughts on “OK… IT’S OFFICIALLY “TOTALLY NUTS” NOW…”

  1. I can just picture (after repressing all these other jokes that come to mind) Luke Skywalker waking up, say, on Epstein’s Island, having sex with a creature dressed up in Darth Vader’s outfit ” Daddy?”. “No, Luke, I am your mother”.
    Though i really want to know how safe is maskless peanut butter sex if it is made in china and comes with the “K” kosher tax symbol (accredited by Dr Lee) on the packaging.
    Is there out there some mad scientist, say a Kinsley, putting to test his theory that a child (poor Albert) can be Skinnerised to fear the COVID virus… pictures of snakes, spiders, starving rats in cages attached to one’s face, then flash a COVID picture.. sure enough after a while the child reacts hysterically to just the COVID sign and picture or even the mention of COVID. Ignoble prize in the making.

  2. Loxie Lou Davie

    Today I had my usual 6mo. Primary Care check up & I took along my New Orleans Feathers Mask & put it to my face as the Dr. walked thru’ the door! Of course she laughed & it all resulted in us having a rather in-depth conversation, with her forgetting to even look in my ears this time!! 😉

    This is the first time I HAD to wear a mask for a bit, but only at the Check Out Window…..my check in nurse, didn’t seem to care; my blood draw nurse didn’t care! Of course, I’m an Old Lady that goes out about once a week so in my small town, one can get away without wearing one!!

    My question…..HOW LONG does this mask thing go on?!!!

  3. I’m surprised we’re not yet required to go on-line to log-in for sex registry permission/documentation-

    Larry in Germany

  4. After reading Joseph’s comments, I just had to read the Terrence Higgins Trust advice ..apart from face masks :

    The next safest option is consensual sex with a sexual partner within your household.

    Phone or cam sex are the safest options as they can be done without being in close proximity to anyone else. Just make sure that if you’re having cam sex you don’t share images that might identify you, unless you want to…..

    Annals of Internal Medicine quoting on the study says : Minors should be counseled on potential legal consequenses if they are in posession of sexual images of other minors.

    One could wonder about other meanings to the advice above.

  5. “Waiting for the next study from Haaahvaaahd:”. . . . ? Considering that there’s been badly managed white papers or just papers written in prestigious publications you’ll definitely not want to hold your breath unless an ECMO machine or an Extra-Corporeal Membrane Oxygenation (ECMO) is your blood oxygenation preference. Careful not to get mistaken for a donor.

    There was a time when an autoinjector for chemical agents’ exposure on a battlefield front line was a soldiers best friend. Nasty buggers when used the wrong way. But anyway.

    It’s astonishing how absurd fast synapses can get in academia. Just think, intimacy in a pressurized HAZMAT Level A suit in a negatively vented room, never mind the masks and their varying degrees of effective filtration from 0.15 micron, or so to start, virion size wafting your way in aerosolized form. Carry your own oxygen supply some suggest. So busy were the experts that they forgot to tell the truth about the why of who should wear N95 masks and where. What a narrative driver that was and still is. And then there’s the pathology that gets much less attention, if any. By the way, those N95 are great for reducing the dusts blown into the air while mowing the lawn or reducing the particalized asbestos from brake pads if you’re a do-it-yourselfer. Great for fiber glass insulation particles, too.

    Schlieren Imaging or Schlieren Optics and lasers can be set up to view the limited effectively of those masks, but there is a quantity of particulate matter that is stopped. It depends on the quantity from the emitting source. It’s amazing how dumb certain experts take the general populace to be in light of their “Haaahvaaahd” diplomas. Like there is the only place to achieve.

    One must admit that a more robust immune system seems the way to go.

  6. Reka-Agota Kvalsund

    I work as a crewing coordinator in Norway, taking care of travel arrangements, courses and the lot for crew members. Since the beginning of July the use of face mask on flights was introduced as obligatory practice for Scandinavian seafarers (too), so we informed our crew members accordingly. Of course, in the middle of this whole corona situation one has to make jokes…so face masks were no exception: the texture, the color, the size…all of it. Some of the guys even suggested that they would use the wife`s bikinis, thongs, bras… as “recyclable” face mask an thus cut down on expenses. Well, now I see how this solution could very quickly be a dangerous and forbidden one…:-) In the meantime we can keep on making jokes and have some more laughs while following procedures… 🙂

  7. Staying with the satire.
    A Darth Vader mask ought to do the job during sex.
    Keeps the heavy breathing going while staying “save”.

    Can you picture it? He, he.

  8. Clever them Russians when it comes to them having developed this “vaccine”. What must it be, Hyper Warp Speed?

    They’re playing along with the COVID hoax, but at the same time give it the middle finger.
    Nice strategy to keep the Gates snake-oil outside its borders.

    1. BOC has some recent videos speculating it’s Israel’s tech marketed through Russia targeting Saudi and Lebannon first.

  9. Got us thinking and planning a move to a safer state than Illinois. It does sound more and more that orange man will divert all blame and leave it to governors to mandate vaccines or not. Having already been contact traced, we (and our neighbors) are grocking what this means and where it goes. Tyrants who can declare anything as fact can declare anything is more emergency to justify more power to the tyrants. Anyone else see where this necessarily goes? Anyone else got good recommendations on saner states? (of mind as well as place?)

    1. Robert Barricklow

      Looking like a good move; and good question.
      Where? are the looney tunes not getting top billing?

    2. Looking here too. That county with talk of wearing masks in your own home (yes, it’s in Florida) is a little too close for comfort. Anyone with ideas, resources, suggestions, please feel free to share!

        1. Thank you. Good list. Wyoming, South and North Dakota seem sanest.

          Caution – recent experience with contact tracers and recent developments in NZ and Oz – the predator class is more confident and coming out in the open. We also have more sympathy and empathy for the compliant among us. Life can get a lot worse really fast. I am getting less willing to discuss with folk whether or not compliance gets them any safety (from the covidiots or from the disease).

  10. I can’t thank you enough for making me laugh out loud for the first time in days.Now cretinism has found a new niche.

  11. Why am I not surprised I am waiting for news that CORVID 19 will make it easy to get Leprosy. Just wondering if these idiots believe their own fantasies and lies.

    1. ZDB: Good to know. When this happens you know the person is more interested in developing control files for strategic advantage rather than dispensing justice on behalf of victims. She was instituting favor enforcement as her primary litigious strategy with political gain as its product. This means, the victims were victimized at a minimum of three times. First the perp, then the law, then the therapist. Hopefully, after reliving the crisis maybe the therapist can do a little good. Spiritually, the person is devastated.

  12. I imagine some group of demonic social engineers sitting around a big boardroom table somewhere and absolutely busting a gut with laughter over all this, and thinking, “OK, let’s see what these miserable plebs will buy next!” They’re probably taking bets on just how far they can push this ridiculous, demented, inhuman, in-your-face B.S.

    How long before they’re mandating anti-virus muzzles for our dogs and cats?!

  13. Yes, the USG and it’s medical officers really have made a bizarre show of this covid-19 thing.
    What a relief that we can take our coming Presidential election seriously.
    Senile Joe Biden pawing and sniffing nearby females, and Kamala, just ask Willie Brown.

  14. after reading the account of shiloh’s wake up routine, I thought, oh there is going to be cute comments about pets today. 
    1. cats naturally social distance unless they want something. 2. at dawn, my cat, princess, employs a precise ‘touch and go’ landing maneuver, circling the bed, leaping over my head, belly fur slightly grazing my face, so delicately that the sensation merges into the morning reverie.  on the second pass, the velocity and wind speed get my wakeful attention. 3. thank goodness for public health advice on sexual mores, apparently some people already willingly wear masks.

  15. I cannot wait to see the smoking studies with masks: “Not only does the mask reduce the spread of COVID-19, it’s now a great way to limit nicotine exposure. You now have a new layer of protection preventing nicotine penetration through the mask’s cloth weave by smoking your brand of cigarette through your mask. Though there is the possibility for some second hand smoke inhalation, it is not as significant a health risk with the mask. The amount of nicotine has been reduced, therefore, less chance of exposure to serious toxins. Health studies now show that the nicotine consumption is reduced by…”

    1. If they have not arrived yet, I expect them too. After all, this is the medical equivalent to the old Abbott and Costello gag of “Who’s on First?”

      1. Why is this the medical equivalent? It’s not supposed to make sense unless you understand the gag–in which case, you might think it’s funny.

      2. Robert Barricklow

        I don’t know, is now the third baseman.

        Yes, this is a perfect set-up for a new comedy sketch; certainly, the status-quo networks wouldn’t touch it.

        It would go viral.

  16. Robert Barricklow

    Social stretching the social engineering envelope of the populations’ sheer stupidity and/or mania?
    Next, “they’ll” be genetically engineering a mask-like feature to mankind’s germ line. Oh! But isn’t that taken care of w/the Gate’s of Hell vaccine? [Horizontal gene transfers?]

    1. Robert Barricklow

      The NWO Medical Stasi leadership is one jack-[shy]off of a full deck them damn-selves; when it comes to a social engineering cohesive narrative. Even a comic book, or a kindergarten coloring book, has more savvy,
      It’s narrative says nothing but pure in-your-face CONTROL.

    2. Robert Barricklow

      Oh Jesus!
      I just read it’s Harvard!
      LOL!
      No doubt why the Clowns[CIA] heavily recruit from there[an assumption that highly paid NWO clowns; recruit clowns, from a elitist clown university].
      For a school that kisses[jack] ass[es democrats?]; it’s rather presumptuous to be against kissing.
      The university of higher insanity and stupidity is bound by it’s own practice of logic: it’s better to be a saved slave servant than a free thinking human.

    3. Robert Barricklow

      Now this reminds me of my time in Montreal working as a Stevedoor.
      The wives were getting tired of there husbands gambling on pay day… [to be continued]

      White Rabbit

      1. Robert Barricklow

        … They had management take all the cards away.
        Then all the dice.

        Then the men gathered round to bet
        which one would be on jack shy first.

        The cards and dice were returned.

          1. Robert Barricklow

            ZDB
            … one jack shy?

            Informal definition of “shy” is:
            less than; short of.

            Hint/Think digital; on/off.

          2. Oh. Ok. Did not realize stevedores used jacks. Makes sense though. Warehousemen use forks and lifts.

  17. I’ll stick to the “chlorine bleach”. It’s multiple uses are priceless. Best desinfectant and O2 booster rolled up in one!

      1. yes bizantura, normal is my safe word –

        …testing to see if that phrase will trigger the comment moderation algo.

  18. I’ve been saying for a while that social engineers are trying to reduce sex to a *transaction* – hence the push towards a more promiscuous society, tindr, grindr, hook up no strings sites and now the ultimate in robot sex – sex in masks. All part of the vile attack on human relationships, marriage, emotional connection, making it even more difficult for people to find a partner and most of all, discouraging and reducing the opportunities to procreate.

    1. I remember hearing about that gem from Canada a little while back . . . Had me howling with laughter almost as much as the nuttiness Dr. Farrell describes here. It would be truly HILARIOUS if it weren’t so sinister.

  19. The “Russian vaccine” is truly miraculous. It’s hilarious to watch the so-called “experts” as they suddenly become no-vaxxers to a man! Too early! Not enough testing! Dangerous! Who knows what it contains! This is really a case for getting out the popcorn as we wait for the next episode.

    1. It’s artificially intelligent. Has to be in order to eliminate an artificially intelligent virus that only shows up where the State commands it.
      We really need a “Like” button for comments such as the above.

    2. Robert Barricklow

      The Vacuum tells the Fan it blows.
      The Fan replies the Vacuum sucks.

      Taking the Ministries of Truth Wars
      … to the next level?

    3. Wait two weeks. They’ll come out with one that they argue is safe and effective and proven. Yep that two weeks made all the difference in the world.

  20. They truly do live among us. It’s amazing just how many good communists live in the USSA. They believe everything they see on the idiot box and question nothing.
    Living in constant fear, believing everything the State puts out, isn’t much of a life.

    1. A third of personality types hate freedom and capitalism and want safe guards against people working hard and being more successful than them. This same group instinctively wants to block anyone from getting ahead of them every way they can. The more rules of oppression there are keeping everyone down the more successful and powerful they feel because they are control freaks themselves and that is their nature. The number of the beast nature in man is 666(2 Thirds of the population are naturally born with lower natures).

      1. One third naturally resonates most strongly with the lowest natures; A third naturally are somewhere in the middle; A third naturally strive to achieve the highest natures. But we are given free will and can choose to change our natural resonance and teach others to change theirs. Even the worst contain sparks of good that can be fanned into light/life. And even the best has a tiny seed of darkness inside him he’d best not water or feed too much less it’s vine may stealthily creep out and take over.

  21. One of Ireland’s “health messages” was along this line this morning (they probably got it from the above) and I kept thinking “The Irish government is giving sex advice? Well, I guess we can expect something weird from that combination.”

    Seriously, this is crazy, cuckoo clock land time…

  22. anakephalaiosis

    VATICAN WITCHCRAFT

    Pope Nero-Caligula, in panic total,
    torched a French cathedral,
    and unleashed virus
    from his anuz,
    to pose, as magic cure papal.

  23. Sounds like the Rowan and Martin’s “Laugh-In” show of the late 60’s early 70’s…surely you jest.

  24. A few years ago, when some particularly-bad flu bug was making the rounds, our front desk was urged to mask-up. One young man had fun with that. He turned-up with a genuine WWI or WWII, full-facial, camouflage-green gas mask, complete with hanging filter. We enjoyed seeing the initial reactions of onlookers…

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