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THE ALLEGED PLOT TO CLONE KING DAVID…

Every now and then I get a story that is so strange that I have to blog about it. That's the case today when V.T. (thank you!) passed along this bizarre article about a lawsuit in Jerusalem brought by a local Rabbi, Daniel Asor, against the municipality for allegedly allowing the Vatican to dig a tunnel to recover the remains of King David, which - the Rabbi alleges - will by used by the Vatican to clone him and thus create the Messiah in what appears to be an alleged case of "if you don't first succeed, try again":

Court Case brought against Jerusalem for Hiding Vatican’s Illegal ‘Messiah Tunnel’

Here's the insidious Vatican Plot, at least, according to the article:

According to the case brought by Regavim, the Jerusalem Municipality has been concealing the existence of an underground tunnel dug by the Church of the Dormition, one of the largest and most recognizable Catholic churches in Jerusalem. It is believed the construction of the tunnel, approximately 1,970 feet long and 5 feet wide, was completed 12 years ago.  It was allegedly built by the Catholic authorities in Jerusalem as an underground passage from the main building of the Dormition Abbey to the residences of the clergy in the Beit Yosef building, a dormitory/guest house it built nearby decades ago.

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But spiritual leader of the Yanar Institute in Jerusalem, Rabbi Daniel Asor isn’t buying it. According to Rabbi Asor, that tunnel is a means for the Vatican to exhume the bones of King David who they allege was buried in Mt Zion. As the church is Catholic, the rabbi asserts that they are operating under the Vatican’s instructions. Rabbi Asor adds that it’s all part of the Vatican’s plan to collect DNA from the body of King David and use his DNA to “recreate” the Messiah in an effort to fool the world into believing that the Messiah has arrived.

Now, I can believe the Vatican capable of doing almost anything (see Albigensian Crusade, Fourth Crusade [which wasn't really the Papacy's fault, pin that one on Venice even though the Papacy took the fall for it], the War of the League of Cambrai, Vatican Bank, Vatican I, Vatican II, Canossa, Unam Sanctam, Not-So-Innocent III, Boniface VIII, Gasparo Cardinal Contarini &c &c &c) but a plot to steal the remains of King David to clone a "Messiah" would seem rather self-defeating in the Vatican's case.

It's rather the idea itself that intrigues me, and has me speculating all sorts of weird high octane scenarios.  Yesterday, you'll recall, I blogged about "environmental DNA" and the "newly" discovered ability to detect it. I speculated about that in connection with "Russian cosmism", the bizarre and weird philosophy that wants to bring about the "resurrection of the dead" via technological means as a "Christian duty." In this, Russian cosmism represents a peculiar version of that dispensational theological eschatology known as "post-millenialism", i.e., that it's up to the Church and Christians to bring about the end-times Millenium and golden age, after which Christ returns (according to that doctrine). It's a doctrine long associated, in its western Christian form, with Calvinism and it has had its secular proponents especially in America, where the doctrine contributed no little amount of background to the American War Between the States.  That's a long story and it needn't be told here. The bottom line is that the effect of the doctrine, boiled down to its bare essence, is that its up to the Church(es) to determine when Christ returns. All we need do is set up a spiritual and godly state of affairs (think of Calvin's Geneva or Cromwell's Britain...ugh!) and presto, instant Golden Age followed by Second Coming. The first teensy problem being that Christ apparently had a different timetable than M. Calvin, the Lord Protector Cromwell, Ralph Waldo Emerson, or Abraham Lincoln, and the second teensy problem being that those previous attempts to establish the tausendjahriges Reich were no more successful Herr Hitler's (maybe it had something to do with the tyranny?... just sayin').

But anyway, back to the high octane speculation of the day. As I said, it's the idea itself that intrigues me. Imagine for a moment you're Mr. Globaloney and your name is - oh, I don't know - Ernst Stavro Klaus Blohschwab or Baron Redbug de Rottenchild or Arnold Benedict Rockefailure - and you're in charge of a small but powerful and insane group of financiers seeking total and absolute power called the World Economic Fleecing (WEF) or SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) and you meet to sip espressos and to plot  world domination in Davos, Switzerland, having long ago abandoned the cafes in Paris along the Seine since your previous spokesman from Corsica botched the attempt. Your problem is all those pesky religions out there that claim that something or someone called "God" is in charge but, they all have their expectations of some sort of Messiah figure who speaks for Him, and voila! You have your solution. Just create a "fulfillment" of all those Messianic expectations. It may be a little difficult to pull off, since the Imam Mahdi doesn't quite fit the Jewish Messiah who doesn't quite fit the Second Coming, but with a little "genetic finagling" and the right manipulations of the press and perhaps even the discovery of a new "old manuscript" which your documents forgery department at the Bank of International Secret Securities (BISS) and voila... instant Messiah/Second Coming/Imam Mahdi.

Yea... I know... that sounds crazy... but I don't put anything past these people. After all, they were willing to lock down the entire world for a flu...

See you on the flip side...

 

43 thoughts on “THE ALLEGED PLOT TO CLONE KING DAVID…”

  1. Most pertinent perspective on all these threads comes to mind repeatedly and subtly. Some times not so loudly. These ideas don’t need to be plausible to be profitable. John Rockefeller’s Dad started him out with some horrifically implausible ideas to sell and run wth. Those folk have been doing just that and expanding operations for generations since. A wide variety of vaporware in a wide variety of goods and services.

  2. Wasn’t Sargon “cloned” and renamed Moses? (/s for any coprocephalic central microscrutinizers out and about)

  3. Clone King David?! An ambitious plan if not a distraction of hearsay. There may well be reason for banning several books from entering the current King James Version (KJV) of the Bible after all. Makes one wonder what the Watchers consider about this latest assertion and what has been omitted regarding those tunnels.

  4. Satellite imaging exists where they can see 6 miles below the surface. Carmen Boulter (Pyramid Code) talked about it. They discovered layers of tunnels under the Sphinx & Giza plateau that way.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1RSYIgr3I
    (I believe Alexander the Great’s treasures were found this way also but I may be mistaken.)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnCcoMpokc0
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEkbMdOTnOc
    .
    Anyway, back to my point…. Anyone that holds those images knows exactly where bones, gold, pottery, and possibly manuscripts also.

  5. Unfortunately, I’m too ignorant to make any sense of this story whatsoever. Is the rabbi suggesting there is an intention to obtain a sample of King David’s DNA in order to “recreate” a living, breathing clone? “Recreate” seems to suggest more than just growing some tissue samples in a petrie dish; but, if so, wouldn’t King David’s ego and soul also be needed? How would they be obtained/attracted? Or would just a clone with the right DNA be enough to fool the sheeple into proclaiming the arrival of the Messiah? Hmmm, perhaps we should ask Clinton and Biden that one?!
    Puzzled,
    Tunbridge Wells.

    1. With respect to speculation the movie “I, Frankenstein” offers some interesting speculation on the state of affairs for this one.

      1. OK. Now I really need that edit button! Oh, well. Let’s get that egg of my face.

  6. marcos toledo

    Anyone familiar with the AMC series Preacher where a clone of Yeshua turns out to be an imbecile. This could be a cover story but for what and who would be the puppetmasters behind the curtains and in the shadows. And what finally are their aims as for the Vatican its authority rests on a foundation of sand because the Donation Of Constantine was proven to be a forgery over a century ago even the HRE was suspicious and doubted its authentically.

    1. Was thinking along the lines of a Star Trek TNG episode, “Rightful Heir,” where the blood of Kahless, a Klingon of note and progenitor of the warrior class, was used by the secretive Klingon priestly class on Boreth to clone Kahless and embed him with archived information of his early Being. Somewhere along the way the circle of priests did not quite hit all the buttons on their artificial intelligence xerox machines. Their argument about how Kahless would return was actually plausible since the method of his return was not annotated in the writing’s the educated priestly class maintained over the century’s leaving their cloning method one of several potential fulfillments of prophecy.

  7. The question of Calvin has always been, for me, an exercise in how extreme Christianity can become when a lawyer dabbles in theology and yields to the temptation of legalistic systematizing. Because of him, and a few others, when I see a degree in law, I run!

  8. While sipping expresso this morning at Cafe Latte Da, I mentioned this King David story to the regulars, and one kind gentleman knew all about it. He explained that necessary records to accurately trace the Jewish lineage which is of Davidic Descent were mostly destroyed in the 70 CE Siege of Jerusalem.  I listened to him expertly discuss the topic and then went home to think about the lawsuit against the municipality which permitted the Vatican to dig without the necessary approvals.
    WHAT IF, prior attempts by Israeli and Jewish authorities to analyze the genealogy of the Jewish people were unsatisfactory with respect to improving the claims to the Holy Lands, etc., and a new approach was needed.  Better to have a third party do the research so that the findings could be discredited or celebrated depending on the result.  

    1. yuk. no wonder Brit royals paid MI 5&6 committees to produce that tripe/spellcasting.

  9. “since your previous spokesman from Corsica botched the attempt.” Ha! ha! ha!, this just made may day dr. Farrell. Precious just precious!
    Belated “He has risen! ” to all western rite Christians and same to all eastern rite Christians to their upcoming Easter.

  10. Borderline hyper-materialist senario minus the concept of soul and spirit. Even if they were to clone King David would it encapsulate his essence? Perhaps there may be some physical traits of which there is no-one alive today to reminisce or verify. Now if they could only find some of his chewing gum .

  11. Robert Barricklow

    Yes, there is technology.
    But what kind of technologies are being developed.
    Who/What is steering technological choices?
    To what ends?
    And finally; why does the marketing arm of technology; far outweigh the “real” science in technological development?
    At lest; on the public side of the ledger; the one “they” showcase?
    Like, for example: cloning?
    To the post…

    Reminds me of the intricate plot, in a classic 3 Stooges Black/White clip;
    where the Stooges were teaching: How To Succeed;
    using a chalk board in a classroom, full of nuns.
    In other words: pure comedy.
    But, like today’s comedy of the covid1984 op.
    A comedy as tragedy; a tragic farce.
    [Oh, and that Stooges clip, was banned]

    There looks to be several religious plotlines; are being considered,
    by those people who brought you the 9/11 extravaganza. One of those, is the second coming. Probably have some unusual extras; like extraterrestrial aliens. Perhaps, one of the subplots is King David.
    Classic misdirection in tunnel details.
    I mean, hilarious propaganda 101!
    Now the most important aspect, beside the special effects division; is the script. You need to combine the religions; giving each there due, and like Dr. Farrell suggest, a discovery of an ancient scroll[s] –
    to sell it to CIA Hollywood?

  12. Using DNA to resurrect a messiah shows how 1900s these people are in their thinking. How can they be sure that what they get won’t wind up being something like Hunter Biden, or Hillary Clinton?
    Better to turn the project over to that futuristic Saudi MBS, and have him develop a robot programmed the way you want he/she/it, and that can be updated to promulgate church doctrine as things change with time?

  13. Before King David died he gave a charge to Solomon, telling his son to “acknowledge the God of your father, and serve him with wholehearted devotion and with a willing mind, for the LORD searches every heart and understands every desire and every thought. Cloning (resurrecting) King David could seriously backfire on the Vatican “and friends”, who are naught but dust and ashes.

  14. Is the same group that convinced billions of innocent humans a cloth over their face would prevent their death?

    1. I know, right? I was driving through downtown yesterday looking at tourists and locals alike – beautiful sunny day with people on bicycles, families with their tourist maps out … and a heavy majority of them all masked up – outdoors!! And, it’s not like they’re wearing a light surgical or dust mask, these mostly were those heavy, tight fitting cotton-polyester muzzles. I honestly don’t know how they were getting any oxygen at all. My first thought was a sort of weird awe at how well the manipulation worked, and my second was “I need to get out of here”.

      1. I don’t get it , oxygen deprivation is a consequence of this masking.
        I was told that people are experiencing circulation problems.
        And I ve had it when I go elder shopping and see people suffering terribly wearing these god forsaken masks , struggling to walk down the aisle reaching for a can of GMO soup.
        Enough!

        That ole feeling of getting out of here…
        I remember being a child trying to dig holes in my backyard, as well as smashing rocks to release what I felt was inside.
        And my mother would ask
        And I would say that I was trying to dig a hole to China.
        (Programs have been up and running along time)
        I didn’t know anything about China, other than I knew absolutely nothing but about it.
        Well I just read according to the Farmers Almanac ‘digging a hole to China’s is theoretically possible if you start in Argentina.
        Wonder where you would come up,…
        Tango!
        The Last Tango in Beijing
        Although I just don’t see how you could do that without Marlon Brando.
        But , Chinese Holly Wood , maybe.

        1. Should have stayed on topic
          Reminds me of Yuval Noah Harari ‘s book ,Homo Deus’.
          As judy tenuda used to say
          ‘ it could happen….

      2. They’re waiting for some parental figure to tell them it’s alright to breathe! Here’s a little technique to “reverse the spell” cast by media: whenever you hear the word “masque” or see one, think strongly that energy flows to you, instead of away due to reactions of being angry, indignant etc. After a while you do it automatically. I can confirm that accessing the archetype in this way can change one’s perspective.

  15. Even without going back to excavations by the Knights Templar, we can recall those of the “Palestine Exploration Fund” with the chambers found under that much-contested area of Jerusalem by a Masonic team including Charles (later Sir Charles) Warren, Police Commissioner during the Jack the Ripper investigations, as detailed by author Nigel Graddon..

    1. Clearly they (the templars) found lucifer’s crown jewels and the tablets of destiny and are proceeding on schedule.

    2. It’s a wonder that whole area hasn’t collapsed from who knows how many other secret tunnels being dug in the area by private interests. I wonder what they are really searching for. I suspect whatever it is the Templars missed it. Kind of makes me want to rent or purchase my own pad in the district to try my own luck tunneling for some lost unknown priceless treasure or relic.

      1. A few decades ago I visited the Old City of Jerusalem. Fascinating place. Since I was there for quite a bit of time, I got to know some of the locals who took me on some off-the-beaten-path tunnel tours. Lots of stories were told by and in those tunnels.

    3. The perennial problems with gnostics is provenance. For example, and for the sake of argument, accepted religious tradition suggests that all gnostic documents from the Christian faith appear to be, on average, nearly two centuries subsequent to the received Christian canonical documents. Aberrant brands of Islam and Judaism appear to follow a similar pattern. Each of these traditions would claim that any documents from gnostic groups are not just heretical–but potential forgeries in opposition to “traditional” faith claims to cede operational control to a secret ecclesia, one based on wisdom and a particular interpretation, for the purpose of power. The question must be asked: if these documents are pulled out of the ground and are dated, and they papyrus on which these letters were written date after mid 3rd century to early 4th century AD, how should their claims be received? How convenient is it that a powerful group with a particular gnostic tradition and occult agenda, suddenly locates, and extracts, a series of documents that substantiate their ancient truth claim justifying their will to power based on occult knowledge and traditions? Deceivers will do their level best to deceive when the stakes are high. We are now living in times when the stakes are extraterrestrial. This means the levels of deception will be cosmic! I’m not arguing either case here, though I am definitely wedded to one of the two. What I am suggesting is that we must be suspicious of any attempts to manipulate us into accepting any ridiculous thing. Dr. Farrell has long argued the case: use your own mind! Think through these attempts carefully and understand how they might be used to undermine a culture for segregation and digestion. These are hungry people–and they want us as dinner!

      1. Whatever happened to all those scrolls discovered decades ago and held back from public view for study to determine their meaning and veracity? Dead Sea Scrolls?

        Questions on the dating processes too. Read some years ago that carbon dating is fraudulent as decay rates are not standard nor steady.

      2. Loxie Lou Davie

        As I was discussing with my Creationist Friend the other day…..we have NO original texts for anything that Jesus said or didn’t say…..which means we are forced to accept what other human beings said He said???? How does that make sense?! My Dad was a Baptist minister so I am well acquainted with that particular Belief System!

        So a gathering of Bishops under the Emperor’s dictate were told what to do & if they didn’t agree with the “agenda” about which books were to be included….off with their heads!!(If I recall, about 60 of them) So this Old Lady is beginning to wonder if The Christian Belief System has actually been of much benefit to mankind???

        The teaching of “turning the other cheek” has led to an easy infiltration by other religions into our culture, in my opinion. Dr. Harry Booyens would say the same of what happened in his country of South Africa. He & his family had to flee their country in 2000…..because they are white…..and the white farmers are still being killed….

        His book, “AmaBhulu” is a fascinating correct history of his country traced through his own ancestry.

        1. Roman institution. Created by and for Romans. Name says it all: Roman Catholic Church.
          “Christian” organizations devolved from that original. The story of Constantine’s conversion
          is said to be suspect. He needed to incorporate a large group of bodies into his army and
          they happened to be primitive Christians. The belief system is masterful at wealth accumulation
          and control. The organization held Europe together long after the Roman Empire crumbled.
          Of course, the ruthless extermination of all dissent was a factor in it’s domination.

          1. Loxie Lou Davie

            The Naked Archeologist did a wonderful series on “The Secrets of Christianity” which helped me to understand, better, things I was already beginning to question!! A Belief System is just that!! It really doesn’t matter what we “believe”…..none of us know what the True Reality is!!

            Some one who might have more of a clue about all that is Cyrus A. Parsa. His latest book is “The Great Reset”. I would say he is the foremost expert on A.I. in the world.

            Just came across a Dr. Lee Merrit who gives an excellent breakdown of the Primrose Path down which the Human Race is being led with all this vax disinfo!! Frontline Doctors are very brave in trying to bring truth to this muddled mess!! By the way, Dr. Judy Mikovits was recently manhandled when trying to fly from CA to Orlando; handcuffed & slammed against a wall. She even lost feeling in her left arm…..such is the treatment of those who wish to warn the public about the disinfo they have been pushing at us!!

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