...Yes, you read the headlines of today's blog correctly, and for once, I don't have to indulge in high octane speculation, because someone else is apparently doing that for me, courtesy of the US Patent office. It was found and shared by B.S., and indeed (and with respect to the article's   sharer) we may be looking at some B.S. of a different sort:

Walking through walls training system

Notably, the patent was filed in 2014 by a "John Q. St. Clair," but the patent notice also states that its status is "abandoned." This is strong evidence that we are probably looking at something intended to get the internet buzzing, because "abandonment" status can come about for non-payment of registry fees, or can result if a patent is amended after the the close of a statutory period, or failure to respond within a time frame set by communication from the patent office to the filer, and so on.

With that said, let's have some fun anyway, and look at the abandoned patent's claims. They are quite "clear":

This invention is a training system that enables a human being to acquire sufficient hyperspace energy in order to pull the body out of dimension so that the person can walk through solid objects such as wooden doors.


A human being is a hyperspace energy being living in a physical container or body that is comprised of 67% water. This high percentage of water makes this invention possible. Referring to FIG. 1, the hyperspace energy being receives energy from our dimension through seven vortices that run the length of the body. Each vortex connects to a separate hyperspace dimension having its own particular frequency. This arrangement allows for the development of seven modular energy components corresponding to the mind, spiritual eye, voice, body, abdomen, plasma energy ball (battery), and ground connection.
After a description of the "seven vortices," there is an unusual admission as to what may have motivated the invention:
Researching the historical records, referring to the statue in FIG. 3, a humble black Catholic Dominican friar of the Santo Rosario Convent, by the name of San Martin de Porres, living in Peru in the 1500's, also developed this ability to walk through doors. For his beatification, many witnesses came forward to recount his extraordinary abilities. For example, a witness, who worked in the Convent, went to the cell of San Martin to ask for something to eat. When he reached the cell, he saw San Martin leaving with some medications apparently to heal someone sick. The witness waited by the open door of the cell for his return. After having waited awhile without being distracted by anything else, he saw said venerable brother fray Martin come out from his cell from the inside and call him by name. The witness was terrified, not understanding how this was possible.
We'll return to this.
Then, shortly after this, we're treated to a bunch of physics which turns out to be "tetrahedral." (One thing that interests me here is why so many people, including physicists, always give the usual misquotation of Einstein's famous special relativity equation, E=mc^2, which, in that form, is technically incorrect. It is actually E=Mc^2, where M stands for the difference of two masses, m1 and m2. I know... I'm quibbling). After a blizzard of equations that make some sense in so far as they go, but little sense in connection to the argument of the patent's "art", we get this assertion:
Taking the positive square root, the speed of light is one meter per second at the Planck boundary. The experiments with brain hemisphere resonance show that the resonant frequency of the human energy field is between 1 Hz to 5 Hz which is well below the hearing threshold of 20 Hz. Because the traveling wave has a wavelength of 0.3048 m and the speed of light is unity at the boundary, the frequency should be f = c λ = 1 ⁢ m sec .3048 ⁢   ⁢ m = 3.28 ⁢   ⁢ Hz
which is within the middle of the experimental male range. At this resonant frequency, the human energy being pops out of the body. This represents only a first stage in the development of the energy being. But what is really wanted is to have both the physical body and the energy field move out of dimension together as San Martin did.(Boldface emphasis added.)
Then we're treated to some more... well, nonsense... in the form of a walk through a park:
On the very first experiment, referring to FIG. 10, what happens is that, after taking only six strides on the banner printout (A), a huge spinning vortex (C) develops over the top of the head and the vertex locks onto the heart vortex in the center of the chest (B). In everyday life, this vortex is not created because normal walking is much faster and the hands are held at the side of the body. The energy rush through the pineal gland is so intense that one feels immediately sleepy and starts yawning excessively due to the increased flow of melatonin.


After practicing with the banner printout, long walks were made through the park. In this case, a vertical white line rotated around a vertical axis located about six feet perpendicular to the path on the right side of the body. When the walking speed was correct, this white line would lock onto the centerline of the body. Speeding up or down caused the white line to lose synchronization and rotate away. This white line is related to the ability to levitate the body. San Martin had so much energy that, according to witness testimony, he could float horizontally in the air with his head resting against the bowed head of Christ on a carved wooden cross. Thus San Martin's energy sources were channeling energy from Christ, collective broom energy as described in a separate patent application, and the walking momentum vortex energy.

And after this walk through the park, we read at the end of the abandoned patent application the following:

In summary, the purpose of the training system is to substantially increase the energy of a human being who will then have the capability of walking through walls, body levitation, instantaneous healing of infections, full-body teleportation to another location, remote viewing at vast distances in terms of light-years, and looking into hyperspace co-dimensions. The third test subject and I have been able to experience all the above phenomena. He did it through augmenting his energy, and I have done it through the application of electromagnetic fields, by spinning on my vortex accelerator machine and using this invention.

Uh huh. One does indeed experience all sorts of strange stuff when one is dizzy, and we seem to be dealing with a case of that here. There's a whole school of mystical Islam that has been saying the same thing for centuries, without the aid of E=Mc^2, walks in the park, or "vortex accelerator machines," (which in the context, might be one of those children's carousels that spins around, such as one might encounter on long walks through a park).

There is, however, a hard core amidst all this gobbledegook. It does not take very long when reading hagiographical works to discover that all sorts of saints - and indeed, all sorts of reports about people who were not saints - were reported doing all sorts of strange things. The chief thing in such accounts is the prevalence of reports about people levitating, and on occasion, walking apparently through solid objects. One does have to wonder whether or not actual research into such phenomena might actually have been conducted. In a world where serious scientific investigation was done into the remote viewing phenomenon, to assume it was not done would seem to strain credulity.

So where does that leave this abandoned patent full of someone's bizarre sense of humour?

One possibility is that it was deliberately designed to cast the whole cluster of  ideas - levitation, walking through solid objects, remote viewing, time displacements, invisibility, teleportation and so on - into extreme doubt simply by its sheer ridiculousness.  But I suspect this is a case of you tell me...

See you on the flip side...


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Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".


  1. gord on July 9, 2021 at 8:51 am

    The name “John Q. St. Clair” is so similar to “John St.Clair Akwei” as in targeted individual “John St. Clair Akwei vs. NSA, Ft. Meade, MD, USA”, I couldn’t help but immediately think of it. Weird.

  2. Jen on July 9, 2021 at 7:52 am

    Funnily enough, just before reading this post, I watched a November 2019 (l’Age d’Or!!) YouTube by ley-line specialist Paul Deveraux on Faery paths in Ireland. Where a house is built over the Faeries route they just walk through the walls, and bring bad luck to the householder for the inconverience. If Faeries can do it, and as an Irishwoman I do believe in The Little People, then as in other mysterious technologies it just eludes our present understanding.

  3. Richard on July 8, 2021 at 10:38 pm

    Wall, its antithesis, doorway; Doorway, its antithesis, wall; have and presume deep rooted symbology and an orientation to up right as distinguished from sideways or upside down. Back further than the cave opening is to doorway or a collapsed cave becoming a wall of earthen enclosure.

    The thought-form arranging and prior arrangement will likely take some doing for the initiate but then it’s probably only a level of expectation of what is to be accomplished, gained, or lost. One’s outer apparel may need to be modified from the fashionable heavy gear into lightweight sheerness possible to be least energy demanding during change of motion, position, and relocation.

    It begs the question of what this form of bilocation and relocation might appear or be sensed as since you’ll probably need to be able to hoover, float, and fly as a unit in control of one’s space / time and material they are apparent so as not to become embedded, let’s say, into ship’s decks, hatches, and bulkheads, as one purported experiment left sailors on board ship decades ago or of those reports of excursions from bedrooms to craft and back or with missing time from other activities.

    It almost sounds as if they’re up to something experimental all right but need the paperwork of description for documentation instead of the more ethereal version of dispersion and integration of corporeal form. There’s a lot of motion with matter and energy to account for and to assert a designated placement of same toward a desired outcome.

    Speaking of bilocation, someone’s duplicate site still isn’t working properly.

  4. Laurent on July 8, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    This is great. I saw this movie. It’s called now you see me. It was released in 2013 about a group of stage magicians that uses high tech equipment to rob banks.
    Not a bad popcorn flick.

  5. marcos toledo on July 8, 2021 at 7:51 pm

    My bet is this is some technology that is well known that might be tied to antigravity propulsion especially some of the maneuvers that look impossible. I think this technology might explain how UFOs could do right turns without killing the occupants of these vehicles. It would be a perfect tech for surveillance and abduction of their targets and to quote Arthur C.Clarke any technology this advance couldn’t be distinguished from magic.

  6. Marco Fredriks on July 8, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    “One possibility is that it was deliberately designed to cast the whole cluster of ideas into extreme doubt simply by its sheer ridiculousness”.
    Correct, this is also exactly the way that controlled opposition in the alternative media works. You expose 95% truth and mix it with easy to debunk nonsense or a scandal which immediately put that part of the truth into extreme doubt. Think of it as we see this happening all over again.

  7. DoxaPatri on July 8, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    This post immediately made me think of the book The Magus of Strovolos… a Cypriot written by Kyriacos C. Markides; it is a good read for those intertested in discussions related to “Astral Projection”, “Higher Planes”, “Time Travel”, “Incarnation”, etc.
    Here is a short book review…

  8. Bob Wooten on July 8, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    Someone please explain how one can walk through walls without falling through floors.

    • OrigensChild on July 8, 2021 at 3:32 pm

      I thought about the same thing, too. The solution discussed on Fringe seems more plausible–the manipulation of materials in the walls rather than the body.

  9. Robert Barricklow on July 8, 2021 at 11:50 am

    At least the “walk thru walls” science
    is much better than the covid1984 science.

    Of course, the “Western” public science has been on a devolusional curve, that’s indirectly proportional to the Breakaway Civilization’s science curve; both of which are going exponential.


  10. Chris on July 8, 2021 at 11:35 am

    When consciousness/reality was different for us, or our purported antecedents, “reality” functioned differently. Our consensual convictions about this “reality” however derived, tend to shore it up against the apparent insanity of other encroaching ones. More blatant efforts to engineer consciousness, through propaganda, indoctrination, mind control, genocide, eugenics, A.I., biological tinkering, physics, and other means, may well herald what the Chinese refer to as “interesting times”. And after that “salad days” phase of unparalleled destruction and mass death, things will then begin to get really interesting for whatever, if anything, that remains…. It is, sadly, very difficult to retain confidence in the Elitish Lobotomites attempting to run the show. I sometimes have the feeling that they never studied…. Anyway, the mass of “our species” appears to be losing the will to live on, and thus to be summoning, through empathy, its own destruction in myriad ways both scientific and cosmic. Interesting…

    • Roger on July 8, 2021 at 6:28 pm

      Is it really the masses or is it you? Being able to resonate with any potential dimension why choose one where the masses resonate with humanities destruction? There is the opposite resonance of the masses you could choose to be. I suspect things are not that simple for everyone. Too easy to fall back into old vibes. Especially if you’re not balanced, thorough, and consistent with your willed transformation. If you are older and have health problems you have not been able to escape from you may be destroying the human race in your potential because you have not mastered your reality and gained immortality. Humanity is on a course of destruction because you are on the course of destruction. I personally don’t want to rule reality and be responsible for all it’s horrors. But I am trying to resonate with better health and hope for the future.

  11. J. Skuba on July 8, 2021 at 10:02 am

    The vortex descriptions seem to be described as the Chakra-like. Deep Woo Woo?
    So. . . is the patent applicant an alchemist?
    I’ve always wanted the ability to de-materialize and pass through walls when being visited by the in-laws.

  12. DanaThomas on July 8, 2021 at 8:44 am

    Work on the energy body is as old as the hills if not older.. Thanks to the scientific Zeitgeist, knowledge of the physics aspects will give an additional boost when consciousness is focused on them, and could be a key to hyperdimensional effects of both ancient devices as well as modern ones (Kozyrev comes to mind). That “St.Clair” mentions dowsing is quite telling, since this suggests familiarity with 20th century research of the sort first broached by Ostrander and Schroeder and since pursued by people like W. Tiller.

  13. anakephalaiosis on July 8, 2021 at 5:46 am

    The Christian concept of salvation is best described as walking through walls. Not in a literal sense though. Another metaphor is being a cloud in trousers. The Carpenters sing about being on the top of the world.

    Likewise a moon river is made of cheese.

    Lost an eye at Austerlitz!

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