HOORAY! EDUBLITHER IN FULL FORCE IN THE UNITED KINGDUMB
When I saw the email from V.T. and what it was about, I knew for a certainty that it had to be immediately filed in my "finals" folder for this week's scheduled blogs, because I knew I'd have to schedule a blog, or rather, a rant about it. Not since C.S. Lewis penned those memorable lines about the blithering codswallop that quackademics would descend into in his novel That Hideous Strength have I ever read anything so nonsensical. Get a load of this:
Pity the poor examiner who had to read hundreds of pages of this:
The thesis, titled “Olfactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose” examined how scent facilitates “smell’s application in creating and subverting gender, class, sexual, racial and species power structures,” according to the abstract (summary). The thesis states that “olfactory disgust” can result in a person’s “rejection.”
Are you kidding me? This biological female unit wasted time and money to come up with "You stink, please go take a bath and put on a clean change of clothes" for a doctoral dissertation in English literature? And Cambridge put up with it? (I could, of course, say something cruel but honest about "That Place", and it would now be entirely deserved, but I shall refrain from doing so.) It leaves one to wonder if the examiners had actually read the tome of twaddle, or if they were capable of doing so themselves. One critic even "gets" the "thesis":
“Her thesis statement is basically: “If you say someone stinks, people like them less.”
Facing the gale of justified outrage and criticism over her opus magnum on malodor, the biological female unit's response was so typical of the contemporary quackademic: she merely defaults to her moral and intellectual superiority and the "commonness" and implied inability of us laymen:
She responded to outright threats and vile comments by saying she contacted the police about the posts.
Louks also sought to explain her choice of topic.
“To be clear, this abstract was written for experts within my discipline and field. It was not written for a lay audience and this is not how I would communicate my ideas to the average person,” she wrote.
And then we learn that the biological female unit said this:
Louks doesn’t appear to be giving the negative reactions a second sniff, with the Cambridge lecturer claiming that they’re primarily coming from a “minority of disgruntled folks.”
“The majority of those commenting and quote tweeting are doing so with generosity, intellectual curiosity, and kindness,” she wrote.
Well, sorry, ma'am, I don't need to open the cover of a comic book to discover that what's inside is a comic book. By the same token, I don't need to open a manhole cover to discover that what lies below is a vile sludge of malodorous and egregious sewage and flummery.
Frankly, however, I am not surprised. Virtually every faculty in the so-called "soft" disciplines - art, literature, history, political science, sociology and so on - in Western quackademia has been coopted by these wannabee cultural Marxists. I saw the process had begun to take root and grow at Oxford when I was there, and it repulsed me and made me sick to my stomach to think that the Oxford of Tolkien, or Lewis, or Wilde, or the Cambridge of Lewis, would sink so low. On one occasion in my personal experience, one of these biological female units was chairing a debate in the Union Society in which I was taking part. I was speaking at the dispatch box, only to have the female debate presiding unit interrupt me, and insist that I use the pronouns "he/she", and not to refer to her as "madam Chairman" or "madam chairwoman" but as "madam chairperson". I sighed heavily, turned to her, and, refused, saying "Madam Chairman, if on every occasion of the three letters 'man' in a word is to be the occasion of the substitution of the word 'person' for those three letters, then the word 'immanent' shall have to be changed to the word 'impersonent', which rhymes with 'impertinent', which is what I find your whole scheme to be."
It was one of my few shining moments in the Union Society, and I'm happy to say that sanity had not so completely abandoned the university at that time that I even managed to crank out a little applause and a few "hear hears!" from the very thin gallery (it was in the wee hours of the morning and there were precious few in the chamber). To me, the experience was a lesson that, left unchecked, the kookery that was being tolerated in and promoted by quackademia would grow to such an extent that the result would be tolerated nonsense, and the proud old academic institutions would deservedly lose their stature, and face a choice: either throw these frauds out of your faculties, or continue to tolerate their nonsense, and die, because the sane and rational will go elsewhere.
In the meantime, hold your nose, and remember what stirring words C.S. Lewis wrote about such nonsense (and I'm paraphrasing): "It would be shark, very shark, from anyone's debenture, to allow the prostindiary initems to esemplate in a continual of porous variations," which he followed up with a rousing "The madrigore of verjuice must be talthibianised!" (Emphasis added)
In the meantime, three cheers for the United Kingdumb for having, once again, outdone the Amairikuhn quackademy for nonsense. We eagerly look forward to Kamalarkey Harris's appointment to the Cambridge English faculty as Crouton Professor of Lettuce and Literature.
May any possible metaphysical transcendent omniscient and omnipotent conscious being, substance, or entity, redeem and in all other respects superintend the reigning monarchial entity from experiencing or otherwise encountering adverse circumstances or conditions. (Translation: God save the King.)
See you on the flip side...
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I’m reading this article with a dropped jaw…is this really happening? Is this possible? What is happening and at such a speed?
Is this the quickening that I hear and read about and usually from questionable religious groups?
What the HELL is going on? It is coming in so fast from all directions that you can’t keep your head straight.
SO WEIRD.
Ah, yes! A treatise on the chemical emanations which waft their way toward unsuspecting olfactory sensory apparatuses yielding offended nostrils most profound.
If one were to simply apply a singular version of the scientific method one probably looks for logical representations of its observation or olfactory manifestation, its measurement, and its demonstrable repetition that warrants coherent communication to another observer of that which offends the nostrils. Writing a [white paper], it seems, is an attempt to shed light on something new as well as demonstrate the capacity to think logically and independently. One would think, anyway. Maybe it’s not the content so much as it is the methodology applied that’s important in this case.
A ‘Concise Oxford English Dictionary’ of, at least, 500,000 words and an accompanying ‘Concise Oxford Thesaurus’ should be on hand for required reading and fact checking for those triggered methodical discussions of facts and data from studies involved reaching stated conclusions. The more ancient and remaining worded references, the better to demonstrate how worded expression continues to evolve.
There may be another time to discuss the natural heightened sensorial attributes of feminal olfaction capacity apart from the clairolfaction or clairalience as are specific to the olfactory senses from the generalized clairvoyant yet that manifest as a corporeal sense perception. However, this successfully awarded PhD recipient should be mindful of the [elementals] and to those whose clairvoyant capacities exceed the quill and ink of the classroom and descriptor bias.
In one’s view, academic institutions have a long way to go to manifest the godly, if ever they do, no matter their occultic predispositions of text only allowed viewing by a few.
These manifestations of current academia and the fringe might do well to take note of a fictional character of mid-last-century:
“Mind like parachute, must be open to function.” ~ Charlie Chan
There are no implications there though that one’s mind must fallout when investigating clues to yield facts.
Patience, it is said, is a virtue. The examiners that ascribe toward the non-aligned or are not seeking political correctness in such matters of the senses, hopefully, remained objective throughout their evaluations, as difficult as that may be become and without bias. Not an easy task for the educated and tenured. Although some might view that thesis as just another one to be challenged and falsified.
Medically, offensive olfactory input on toward the practitioner can yield insight into the patient’s illness toward a diagnosis and further treatment. It’s also a primary sense for discovery where danger might be, of a food item for survival, and toward procreation where pheromones are thought involved. The difference between a mate or just another upright perfumed parlor snake seeking opportunity.
The olfactory sensory apparatus of the feminal mammalian is one to reckon with, however. It’s ancient. Often more acute than its male specie counterpart. Well evolved and evolving despite its continual clashing with chemicals, pathogens, neuronal degradations, and the aging insult of years of use.
A prestigious award, to be sure, for stating what seems obvious.
Nothing new; just consider what the West did with all that loot from the Americas instead of using it to put together a well-equipped army to push the Ottomens out of Europe. They squandered it on stupid wars they waged against each other. A case in point is the debate about whether the natives of the Americas were humans. one result is that instead of cultivating potential allies, they have continued their attempted to wipe these people out of the human gene pool They have shown they can only define themselves inventing enemies to kill and enslave and they will crawl on their bellies to placate true enemies, showing their stupidity
If the western Academic centers have been co-opted by the quackery of wokeness, where are the centers for classical logical reasoning taught? Do we need to look eastward to the old centers of Eastern Philosophy?
To be clear, i define East as what I’ve always assumed to be the traditional meaning of “The East”, Byzantium and eastward, or if you prefer the Eastern Holy Roman Empire also including India, China, and Japan etc etc. What, or where, are those place? I’m incredibly ignorant on all things “East,” as traditionally they have been the enemy of the west and am still trying to break free from the western propaganda. One of the time wasters i like to do is look at satellite imagery of other places. The “stan” countries in the former Soviet sphere have some of the most magnificent cities, as far as lay out and architecture, absolutely breathtaking. If anyone gets the time i highly recommend just looking at some of the major cities in that region for an hour.
Any one with common sense; can’t understand any of the crap coming out the academic alumni with a Cambrian United Kingdumb education. It has a certain olfactory patina of wasted minds – in the extreme – one whiff, and your blown away by sheer Orwellian ignorance.
Cambridge is also known as a Spy factory; although now any white interns are verboden.
https://rt.com/news/609077-uk-spies-minority-internships/
Is it now The King’s English?
And/Or The Queen’s English?
Or simply, Orwellian Newspeak?
In the in mortal words of George Carlin & umm kinda sorta paraphrasing here 🤭. “&there is some more motherfu@ker’s that need hit in the head with a 🔨 🔨🔨” OMG SOMEBODIES GOTTA SAY IT …. “my lady” yer a douche bag ! ( umm sorry Doc for my potty mouth , I’ll GLADLY take the bar of soap 🧼 on this 1 )
Do NOT use f bombs on this website. Period.
Seen, from a European perspective, this particular vulgar expression is self-descriptive – like a calling card – and, it explains the Oedipal overthrow, which is the U. S. modus operandi, ongoing, in the Middle East.
The former, and, presently, returning presidential candidate, has an Oedipal tendency, which means a psychological urge, to kill off authority figures (Soleimani), with a CIA director, as an accomplice.
Today, when I take position, as an indigenous Odin, which is hell on hooves in Scandinavia, then it is an invite, for the U. S. Oedipus to take me down, which – of course – is a lure, for Geronimo, to angle the Yankee fish.
Odin, who is Nobody, is the angler.
My Name Is Nobody – Ennio Morricone:
https://rumble.com/v291i4a-ennio-morricone-my-name-is-nobody-best-of-music-soundtrack-1973-special-edi.html
She’s signalling that she knows how to work the system, she’s highly controllable, has no particular guidelines or ethics, is available for a government job designed to undermine and demoralize the public.
She’ll do well.
Harry Potter blew up his aunt, with magic, so that she floated away on a breeze.
Aromatherapy puts lipstick on a pigs, flying soap bubbles, on lavender wings.