GERMANY’S NEW ENERGY INDEPENDENCE POLICY: SEIZE RUSSIAN ASSETS
Sometimes I think I've been in some sort of sleep spell, or am in a bad episode of the Twilight Zone or something. You all might think I'm joking, but I swear the following is absolutely true: I went to sleep one night, and woke up and discovered Joe Bidenenko had allegedly been elected President of the USSA by an underwhelming minority of people, and had an inauguration that was attended by tens of people behind barbed wire fences in a vacant lot somewhere that looked vaguely like Swampington DC. I kid you not. And last Monday I actually did a blog about a crazy plot of some scientismists at Yale University (world-infamous for its Skull and Bones Society that John Kerry and George Bush "the Stupid" can't talk about and moreover don't want to talk about because the very notion of secret societies wielding any sort of real power in the modern world is, well, it's just Greta Thunberg stupid)... well anyway, these scientismists actually wanted to spray millions of tons of aerosolized sulphur dioxide all over Poland using airborne refueling tankers in order to allow the Poles (the geodetic ones, I mean) to refreeze.
Well, between last Monday and today, Wednesday September 21 2022 I went to sleep again, and woke up to discover that Germany has a new energy policy, which according to the following articles shared by V.T. and K.J., is designed to make Germany completely energy independent by some time in the future:
Now you'll note that according to the first article, we have this:
Over the next few months, we’ll have to continue to preserve critical infrastructure in order to achieve energy independence,” said Verena Hubertz, a leading lawmaker for Scholz’s Social Democrats. “Further measures will follow.”
And according to the second article we have this:
An oil subsidiary in Germany previously controlled by a Russian oil giant is now under the control of the German government, it announced Friday.
The German government said it took control of Rosneft Deutschland GmbH and RN Refining & Marketing GmbH, two companies owned up until now by multinational oil and gas company Rosneft. The government said the move would ensure continued oil production as the international community looks to cut its oil dependence on Russia.
German’s Economy Ministry said Friday the companies will be put under the control of the Federal Network Agency. The ministry also said the agency will assume control of the companies’ shares in three refineries: PCK Schwedt, MiRo and Bayernoil.
Now, reading these, I felt like, at last, sanity has returned to the Reichskanzl...(sigh) I mean, the Bundeskanzlei after the terribly destructive energy policies of Mad Madam Merkel in getting rid of coal, nuclear and any other energy source Germany may have had. This is all thanks to what now appears to be a radical change in policy direction to make Germany energy-self-sufficient under Reichskanzler Hitl... er (sigh) I mean Bundeskanzler Scholz who not only has allowed the reopening of coal plants that Mad Madam Merkel closed, but now has taken a page from the pas... er... I mean, the future, by ensuring Germany will be independent by seizing Russian assets and refineries because, well, as everyone knows, Russia=Bad and The Ukraine=Good, and oh, look, we also have a brand new tank, called the Panther:
While all of this is just peachy, of course, I cannot help but have the odd feeling and sense that I've gone to sleep for ...oh...I don't know, eighty-one years or so, and woken up in 1941 or thereabouts, and the whole seizure of Russian assets thing because Russia=Bad The Ukraine=Good and aren't our new Panther tanks cool? (What a cool name for a tank! I wonder where they got it?) Isn't that nice? Germany is heading toward energy independence, coal, and oil, while the rest of the West is planning to completely "decarbonize", why, if I didn't know any better I'd think that's a mighty peculiar coincidence. But of course, it's just a coincidence and all vaccines are always safe for everybody all the time, because science and the government said so.
Did I mention they plan on freezing the North and South Poles too (the ones in Poland, I mean, not the geodetic ones)?
And why am I hearing Mr. Rogers' voice in my head saying, "Boys and girls, can you say Gavrilo Prinzip?"
See you on the flip side...
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