Well, the mystery of the dead birds is solved, thanks to the redoubtable government officials of Sonoma county. Check this out:


Mystery solved, it was all just a bunch of extraordinarily stupid birds flying in front of a truck. Uh huh...  I believe that, don't you? When was the last time you traveled down a highway, ran smack dab into a flock of stubborn birds that waited until the last minute and...SPLAT!? Compounding this difficulty, if this were the explanation, then there are an awful lot of flocks of birds running into trucks around the world, and apparently doing it at high altitude, too, altitudes too low for your standard 747 or Airbus, but, well....too high for your standard semi-truck... uh huh. This explanation really works well, don't you think? Apparently we're being asked to believe now that birds all over the world have been struck by some sort of mass hysteria and are flying into trucks, or, in an example of some sort of Stoic bird-Buddhism, are sitting serenly waiting for a semi-truck to come along and splatter them right into the next incarnation.

But of course, objectors will say, the article only explains the dead birds in Sonoma county. You exaggerate. Do I? No I don't, for as an explanation of the general phenomenon it fails utterly. For one thing, it doesn't explain all the dead fish, nor does it explain the other accounts of dead birds.

The sheer nonsense of it as an explanation gives me pause, for it is almost as if we're being invited to scrutinize the story all over again by someone drawing attention to it with a nonsensical explanation, as if, in other words, it was all some sort of bizarre ornithological psy-op.  If so, then we're chin to chin once again with the possibility that the original story was the result of a technology, and a psy-op.  If not, we can all pack our bags and return to our lives, confident of the fact that the dead birds and fish were all the victims of heavenly and oceanic semi-trucks.

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Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".


  1. Mike M on March 9, 2011 at 9:09 am

    I just read this article pertaining to a massive fish die off in California.
    It states that millions of sardines have washed up into a harbor in Redondo Beach!? Interesting, no?


  2. chris stibrany on January 16, 2011 at 10:28 am

    Breaking news of cow deaths
    200 cows die apparantly fleeing some unknown:

  3. Thomas on January 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Here is another track, and this sounds on the face of it more reasonable:
    natural gas fracking is way up in Arkansas, and with it earthquakes, and the release of toxic chemicals and gasses.

  4. Thomas on January 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Another thought from another source: Bill Deagle on his Genesis Radio show (Nutrimedical Report – 3rd hr. yesterday 1/13) claims to know the cause. Chem trails and plasma discharges. You may want to listen to this yourself — but I strongly disagree with his attack on Mike Adams…..

    • Joseph P. Farrell on January 14, 2011 at 12:46 pm

      I have always been skeptical of tying chemtrails into the mix… if one know a certain type of physics, and has developed it sufficiently, it would be unnecessary.

  5. Dtayls on January 13, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    But what about the dead fish being discovered around the world? Surely all those nasty semis in Sonoma County must be amphibious and extremely fast to cover all that territory.

    What a sad reflection on “official” statements.

  6. Thomas on January 13, 2011 at 4:52 am

    Here is a link to an important story on this:
    It is possible hydrogen cyanide is the culprit, naturally occurring at very high altitudes, but reaching down toward ground due to changes in the magnetosphere — changes either natural or man made (HAARP).

    • Joseph P. Farrell on January 13, 2011 at 10:40 am

      That’s an interesting one…thanks for sharing it

  7. MattB on January 12, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Even better. Birds that drank themselves to death after eating too many grapes in Eastern Europe:


    And avian flu can be ruled out ‘immediately’. That’s some pretty nifty vet work!

    • Justina on January 13, 2011 at 12:06 am

      wait a minute. avian flu reminded me of something. internal hemorrhaging?!

      maybe this was a failed experiment in spreading some strain of ebola
      tweaked to be carriable by birds, but it failed to infect those who picked
      them up. We hope.

  8. pilgrim30 on January 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    I have been a trucker. Several in my family are truckers. Combined, they have driven well over several million miles. My late husband drove over a couple million miles and not once did he strike a bird. He did strike a bird once in our pick-up truck. But it was still in the grill. And they expect us to swallow this malarkey hook line and sinker?

    • Joseph P. Farrell on January 12, 2011 at 7:49 pm

      Of course they expect you to swallow this malarkey hook line and sinker, or else they expect to keep interest in the story going… take your pick.

  9. spiritsplice on January 12, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Hear that? That’s the sounds.of.skeptics and.debunkers everywhere.sprinting. towards their computers from all corners of theglobe to say, “case closed, I told.you there is.no such.thing as a conspiracy.”

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