No sooner than NASA announced it had discovered life on Mars than the Curiosity landing site began to be the gathering place of an angry group of Martians, after their leader made an impromptu and unscheduled visit to the site:

According to their spokesman, Marvin, the Martians are pissed off about the landings. "We're very concerned here on Mars. No matter where the USA goes, in spite of the fact that they say 'we come in peace' they end up installing dictators and instigating 'spontaneous uprisings.' We've been monitoring your broadcasts and there's just no way that Mars is taking any loans from the IMF," Marvin said.

Contacted at a clothing store where she was being fitted for barrel hoops, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stated that the USA would continue to monitor the situation, and that the UN should consider imposing sanctions on the truculent Martians. Vladimir Putin and Hu Jintao stated that any attempt by the USA or its allies to impose unipolar solutions on Mars without consulting China and Russia first would result in the exercise of their veto at the UN Security Council.ย  Russia and China have both sent special teams to Mars to negotiate directly with Marvin's Mars for the Martians Movement (MMM).

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Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".


  1. Pedro A. on August 9, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Hello dear Joseph. I have your books “Reich of the black sun”, “The brotherhood of the bell”, “The Giza death star” and “The Giza death star deployed”. I started to read them little by little. I have the tiny part Amazon gives in Kindle of some books, and I have the sample of “Cosmic war”, I am astounished when read about a possible precursor race or species who bequathed their observations and knowledge to humankind. Are they the giants?. The theories you mentioned in your books have very strong evidences to be true, and thus revolutionate science and our concepts. Congratulations for all the hard work to write such books and work. Iยดm a mexican, 50 years old.

    • Joseph P. Farrell on August 9, 2012 at 6:58 pm

      Thanks for the kind words Pedro. As for the precursor race: if one takes some of those ancient texts seriously, and at their word, and if one also views some of the old Mesopotamian seals and such which depict very large statured people as being more than symbolic then, yes, that precursor group may have been some race or species of “giants.”

  2. Terry on August 9, 2012 at 4:16 am

    Here we go again, land in the middle of some God forsaken wind swept desert on Mars and say ” wow, no signs of life” You would probably get the same results landing in the sand trap at the local golf course.

    FFS NASA, look down in one of those big canyons. If anything is managing to survive what ever happened to Mars’ biosphere , it will most likely be there.

  3. Jens on August 7, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    More serious on this matter,
    NASA showed here again some amazing skill in “good” timing. Not only where they able to synchronize the landing of curiosity and the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter`s orbit to take a photo of the landing capsule (impressive indeed).

    But what strikes me not funny at all is that they drop a kilo load of plutonium (enough for a potential bomb?) on another planet on the same day of the nuclear weapon attack on Hiroshima.

    • RaPhi on September 4, 2012 at 3:17 pm

      Things that make you go “(h) MMM…” The 8/6 message– good point!
      To other potential colonizers from Earth, presumably.

      But those angry Ms aren’t just low tech indiginous easily pushed around. There’s more than a few reasons why the planet is referred to by the name of the Roman god of war. And that satellite called Phobos.

      Caveat (neo) emperors. The radio program “War of the Worlds” and the movie “Mars Attacks” were documentaries!

  4. Dag from Ringerike on August 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Maybe they this time got rid of the coke can that was shown in the pics or film appearing first in Australia in July 1969. The devil is always in the details….

  5. LSM on August 7, 2012 at 11:08 am

    hey, Dr. Farrell, you forgot say: “see you on the flip side”-

    hey, Baby, you’re slippin’- ๐Ÿ™‚

    now if I may piece-meal that, you also forgot to inform everyone that you not only invented the wheel but shot Kennedy not only from the driver’s seat but from the grassy knoll at the same time as well- ๐Ÿ™‚

    and admit it: you’ve been having a torrid affair with Hillary Clinton for years (on second thought, don’t admit it otherwise you’d also be involved with having a torrid affair with Janet Reno which would mean… ohhh, forget it…) ๐Ÿ™‚

    just kidding greatly, of course ๐Ÿ™‚ one has to have a sense of humor in this life in order to survive it-

    as the inimitable Bette Midler has often stated: “if you can’t laugh at yourself life is not worth living”-

    many warmest regards to you and to all-


    • LSM on August 7, 2012 at 11:36 am

      I forgot to ask: where does Jack LaLane (remember this fitness “guru”?) fit into all of this…?


  6. amunaor on August 7, 2012 at 11:07 am

    With the arrival of the proselytizing missionary, the gathering flock was asked to bow their heads and close their eyes in prayer; while their eyes were closed in prayer, the mission stole the flocks land, water mineral rights and disappeared the incorrigibles. Amen!

  7. Jedi on August 7, 2012 at 4:21 am

    The UN will give the yankee a strongly worded letter after the martian genocide.

  8. lee on August 7, 2012 at 2:37 am

    hahaha. if only you could hear my ACCURATE impression of that martian.

  9. reno on August 6, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Well the “disclosure is coming” was voiced by Hoagland on Coast to Coast last night during his running commentary on the landing. He said sources “high up” in NASA etc told him they were very close to tell the peon public the “truth” about MARS. He also stated how these missions define a “great culture” and have a great amplified positive economic impact of 10 bucks for every one spent. Noory felt very proud to be an American during the landing and added that something’s wrong with people who don’t feel this way. I guess the timing of the Wisconsin massacre is only a “coincidence”

    • Enlil's a Dog on August 7, 2012 at 4:16 am

      Unfortunately, after the Elenin predictions, I am a little less enthusiastic about what Mr Hoagland says thesedays. I hope what he says is indeed correct so we’ll wait and see..

      One thing is for sure though, if there is a formal disclosure, the USA’s days of dominating space will be over forever – space will become a unified venture, as it should always have been in the first place!

    • p on August 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

      disclosure has been coming for decades now. hoagland is always totally sure of what he’s saying, unfortunately he is usually dead wrong.
      people who wait for disclosure are deluding themselves. and why do we need government disclosure at all? disclosure will come from “us”, not the government.

      • Bruce on August 13, 2012 at 4:26 pm

        To “P”
        I agree with your statements about Hoagland and your question “why do we need government disclosure at all?” I disagree on your next statement… “disclosure will come from “us”” I would suggest that disclosure has already come from “us”…as if we need the government to “confirm”…we don’t.


  10. Robert Barricklow on August 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    Some political cartoons on this.
    One I remember had a man & wife watching the news of the martasin rover landing.
    The wife asks, “Why are we going there?”
    The husband replies, “Cheap labor”.

  11. Hal Hichler on August 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Lately, I am more curious about Phobos. It seems to be as mysterious as our Moon. I expect one of these days it will just pick up and drive away from Mars and find a new planet to orbit. Maybe Earth?

  12. Ridge on August 6, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    lol No one likes Yankees. Always sticking their noses in where they are not wanted. Southerners on the other hand are a different story. Real nice people.

  13. legioXIV on August 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    That’s a classic. We DO NOT want to annoy Marvin the Martian otherwise there may be an “earth shattering kaboom”.

  14. Ken Lemon on August 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Great Stuff Dr. Farrell:

    More black and white photo’s from NASA, come on NASA you can do better than that. Eh, no they can’t, why, because Cydonia has no parking lot.

    And Richard C. Hoagland is on leave, so the MSM is going to keep us up to date on the UFO Conference that’s going on up there.

    Who was it who said “After all, WE may be the Marsians”

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