A FANFARE PLEASE, FOR THE NEXT CRYPTO-CURRENCY CANARD

If you're a regular reader here, you'll know that there are two new religions (perhaps cults would be a better word), that I'm just not a follower of: Q-anon, and crypto-currencies. In the former, we don't even know who the cult leader is (or are), but if you pop in to check it out from time to time as I do, you'll know that every day on YouTube, there are people eagerly dissecting every jot and tittle of the latest oracles like mediaeval rabbis pouring over the Talmud. It's even worse with crypto-currencies, for there we were assured, with an almost religious fanaticism, that when they were rolled out we were looking at "the solution" to central banking. While the fanfares were blaring, no one seemed to have noticed that the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street (that's the Bank of England's nickname, for those of you who may be unaware), announced it was looking into gold-backed crypto-currencies.

Following this announcement, there was a bit of puzzled elation among the faithful, as the latest mystery of the faith was explained as yet another solution to the problem of fiat monetized debt. Why, with gold backing  of "Noidcoin"TM or "Nullvalue" TM or "Voidblip" TM (or whatever crypto-currency was the focus of the day), we were assured that a finite amount of gold (or whatever) backing a finite amount of "Voidblips"TM, the central bankers were really in for it. The "puzzled" part of this "puzzled elation" on the part of the faithful was probably due to the fact that, somewhere underneath the litanies of benefits of crypto-currencies, a little part of the mind was probably saying, "Yes, but, how much gold is there? How do we know they're not lying? And for that matter, how does an obfuscated amount of gold back a 'Voidblip'TM which itself is on a distributed ledger?" and so on and so on. In short, it always struck me as a central bankster's dream come true, and when the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street got in on the act, that was, as far as I was concerned, "proof of concept." Since then of course, various stories of hacked crypto-currencies and intelligence agency involvement have come and gone, with little to no protest from the faithful. "Aid the surveillance state; invest in 'Voidblip.'TM"  Yawn. "Yea, sure... I'm a patriot."

But anyway, to return to my main point: "Backed" crypto-currencies then became the new memetic focus of the cult. It was almost like we were looking at "ordinary" (the general crypto-currency text), and "propers" (the special text to be inserted in the ordinary, depending on the moveable feast or saint's day in the liturgical calendar). "Backed crypto-currencies" were a kind of season, like the Trinity season in the liturgical calendar; there was lots of time to fill, so we'll fill it by talking about something few of us understand, and we'll do so for about three months.

Well, we seem to have come around, again, to "Backed crypto-currency" season on the crypto-liturgical calendar, so, a fanfare please, for this discovery shared by Ms. K.W.:

Spread Your DNA Across The Globe

As Ms. K.W. put it in her email to me when she shared this site, "Genecoin has so many perfect layers of crazy, I wondered at first if it was an Onion production." Indeed, there are "so many perfect layers of crazy" in this that I don't know where to start. Consider this statement, also on the home page of the site:

Genecoin samples your DNA, turns it into data, and stores it in the world's most powerful supercomputer: the Bitcoin network.

Humans currently preserve their genes by passing them down across generations. This is an incredible, but utimately unreliable backup method. We etch your DNA into culture's most indestructible form: money itself.

There you have it: now you can spread your DNA around the world, not the "old-fashioned way", but by spending money...er.. pardon me, by spending crypto-currency. One wonders, is this some sort of banksters' plot to get rid of sex? I know it sounds totally crazy, but after all, we're dealing with an "elite" that really is completely nuts and barbaric and brutal in any number of ways.

And speaking of barbaric and brutal, and on the serious side of high octane speculation: Suppose, for a moment, you were part of a diabolical cabal, and that you wanted to collateralize humanity itself. Suppose, too, your goal was to track every financial transaction the little monkeys made(exempting yourself and your fellow plotters, of course; you'll continue to transact with actual media of exchange and not insecure cyber systems), and thus to introduce a cashless society, based on a finite amount of VoidblipsTM (that is perfectly condign to your mantra of "sustainable development" and other closed physics-closed financial systems ideas you've got bouncing around in your dastardly Malthusian hyper-dimensional noggin).  Well, you have to back up your currency with something: why not the DNA of individuals itself, which can thus function as the collateral of the system, but also as the password access to your vaunted blockchain and "distributed ledgers."

Sure. We'll let you transact. Just give us your DNA. In return, we'll give you this handy cyber-implant chip, that will allow you (and us) to transact anywhere, any time. You don't even need an i-pad.

The catch that they will probably put in the (very) fine (barely readable) print that, on rare occasions, in order to fulfill their obligations, they might have to terminate you and harvest your organs.

Not to worry though, they can always clone you...

Searching for that perfect mate? We found the perfect DNA for you, and it's not very expensive.

See you on the flip side...

23 thoughts on “A FANFARE PLEASE, FOR THE NEXT CRYPTO-CURRENCY CANARD”

  1. The Qanon material, which I take to be put out by a Mossad/MI6 psyops group, is very interesting to me. My guess is that the op is designed to keep Trump, as Israeli asset, in the WH, but on a very short leash. The Saker has posited that we live in a “ZOG” world, in which the legislature, and now the WH, is in the bag, which I would not argue with, but my other guess is that someone gamed things out and realized there was risk of “mutiny” or dereliction of duty among junior- and mid-level US officers in terms of their willingness to carry out military actions that benefit only Israel. Thus, Q was born to both to keep Trump on a leash (Notice how Pence is hinted at as maybe, possibly being Q, meaning Pence could replace Trump, the minute AIPAC decides to do so.) and to instill obedience in the US officer corps, with its “trust the POTUS, trust the plan” message. You’re unlikely to get officers acting on their own if they think they are being great patriots by waiting for POTUS, who keeps threatening to uncover the corruption (or at least the Dem’s corruption) while never actually delivering on same.

  2. The elites are a room full of mirrors. But what happens when one lures the elites into a room full of mirrors?

    As the saying goes, two can play that game. One has no scruples DOUBLE DEALING with dragons, being a dragon oneself.

    Perhaps there is an underlying motif of revenge, that transcends the imaginable? A sacred oath, that is more ancient, than bloodlines standing accused.

  3. OPERATION SHEEPCOIN – A SECRET
    NAZI PLAN OF RED RIDING HOOD

    Sheepcoin jumps fence
    to escape coin clipping wolf,
    that lurking in suspense
    awaits its chance to engulf.

  4. OPERATION KLEPTOCOIN – A SECRET
    NAZI PLAN TO BANKRUPT BANKSTERS

    Kleptocoin smells fishy,
    so that Rottenchild, the stinker,
    in shark hunt currency,
    will go hook, line and sinker.

  5. pretty insightful doc – lumping q-anon and whatevercoin into the same cultic meme.

    invariably, we hear ben fulford or some other sometimes accurate folk in the fringes making the rest of us cynics look dim by association with such conspiracy theorizers — or else making the rest of us cynics doubt for a second or two and pause to see if perhaps this player or that player might turn out to be the good guys coming in to save us from this long nightmare.

    progressively more and more obvious how much farther and farther this plan goes back. generations. might seem unrelated but how many of us here remember reading vonnegut years ago and have since found out that his brother was one of three scientists who first publicly manipulated something like a cat 2 hurricane into a cat 5 that hit the east coast? like in 1947? while working at g.e.?

  6. Brought to you directly to you ungrateful ones in the form of the awaited jugement day, the soul harvest time and jubilee of the Great Sat/An (unnaki) Overlord of the galactic interdimensional tesseract. Charges will apply in the form of karmic amnesia resurection/cloning for eternity by dna crypto-taxation necessary to participate in his magnificent empire. This in exchange for protection and security if admitted back in Eden.

  7. Oh, those clever Lucies! They’re just, so…crafty.
    Human fertility is in crisis, at least in the West, and if the Super Lucy Transhumanists succeed at their work, the next generations will become infantile asexual amoebas who might have sex with themselves, but not to procreate, because that would be bad for the planet. And they’d have to pay a hefty carbon tax to replicate, and just think of all that wasted water and toilet paper. The trees are screaming! Gah, humans are so selfish!
    But, sliding your DNA into the blockchain where it/you can live forever: Now that’s Cool! Nevermind the ever increasing amount of energy it takes the blockchain to function, or that the most personal, unique recipe of human existence can now be mined for a profit. George Soros will be able to live forever because he can afford to buy Genecoin, after he sabotages it and tanks the stock. Maybe he’ll buy Hillary a new brain stem, or whatever her problem is.

  8. Unless it is a case of monumental case exaggeration, why would Bitcoin, with an allegedly limited amount of them, need the “world’s most powerful super computer”?

    I thought the NSA had that.

    Oh.

    Or maybe it happens to be an A.I., and needs DNA.

    I am going to noddle on that for a while.

  9. The devils in the detail; or, is it in the nano-fine print?
    First “they” genetically engineer the earthling with some alien intelligence, that will later bear some AI forbidden fruit. In fact, the new-found blockchain, is of itself, a chip off the old[ancient] AI building block-chain.
    Now they want an individual’s dna to join the chain gang and become property of the AI chain.
    Whose gaming who?
    This has been a long running game; and the traitors are extremely well paid. Those siding with humanity nearly always are on the short end of the property chain; including the so-called new kid on the block.
    But for those of us who’ve been around the block, more than once? Have we’ve seen this before; where the establishment screams a hollers, fighting tooth & nail against it – then suddenly sign up like they’ve struck gold?
    And, literally at that?
    Umm?
    The devil is in the details;
    truly nano-sized & legally organized.
    In extreme?
    Right down, neck-deep in/to their twisted double-helixes?

    When will transhuman become to new normal?
    Will it be before or after
    the globalized cashless dna crypto currency.

  10. You know, what’s so appalling about this is how formulaic and brain-dead it is.

    It reminds me of that famous SNL skit from its glory years, with Dan Ackroyd holding up an aerosol can and saying, “It’s a dessert topping! No, it’s a floor wax!”

    So you’ve got DNA and you’ve got block-chain. Is it a dessert topping or a floor wax? Gee, why not both?

    Oh, the stupid — it hurts.

  11. It’s like we’ve been here before. Wracked up a debt? Pay it off with your life (of servitude / organs / or if young enough your blood) and we’ll terminate the debt, i.e. we won’t let it pass on to your DNA relatives. Jesus wept.

    1. In fact, perhaps this is what the push is to uncover everyone’s DNA – perhaps certain old bloodlines still have debts to pay or a pound of flesh to part with.

  12. “A Central Banking Insider just Revealed the Blueprint for when the Next Crisis Hits”
    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-16/central-banking-insider-just-revealed-blueprint-cb-policy-when-next-crisis-hits
    “Benoît Cœuré, has been a member of the Executive Board of the ECB since 2011. As such is one of SIX individuals who have dictated ECB policy during that time.

    This means he’s been involved in:
    * The second and third Greek bailouts.
    * The Spain bailout.
    * The Portugal bailout.
    * The second and third Romania bailouts.
    * The Cyprus bail-ins.

    Cœuré has operated at the highest level of monetary/financial policy during a period in which numerous financial/banking systems were experiencing systemic risk. Put simply, there are fewer than 100 people on the planet who are as familiar with how Central Banks perceive the risks in today’s financial system as well as the policies said Central Banks will unleash when the next crisis hits.

    With that in mind, let’s take a look at what he had to say regarding both in the speech he gave titled ‘The Future of Central Bank Money’ at the International Center for Monetary and Banking Studies in Geneva yesterday.

    ‘The second is that central banks today could make use of new technologies that would enable the introduction of what is widely referred to as a “token-based” currency – one based on a distributed ledger technology (DLT) or comparable cryptographic technology’.”

    (Whole article is interesting as a wrap-up of bankster ‘strategy’ when they decide to pull the plug…)

  13. JPF: “…after all, we’re dealing with an ‘elite’ that really is completely nuts and barbaric and brutal in any number of ways.”

    Positively cold-blooded, scaly, and – dare I say it – reptilian in their mannerisms. (With a hint of grey…)

    If we posit a developed interstellar trading network, one of the ‘stellar’ items of trade has to be DNA. If we further posit that humanity may have been messed-with genetically from time immemorial, then we are like all the little rose sub-varieties that are sought-after for their beauty, smell, and hardiness. Throw-in various batches of DNA along the way, shake, and let Mother Nature filter them through the Ages. Perfect trading goods, like fine wine…

    I am reminded of the 2015 SF movie, “Jupiter Ascending,” where entire populations are ‘harvested’ for the benefit of a nasty blend of royalty and corporate culture. Perhaps, we are looking at a DNA harvesting scenario here; by any means, including “Genecoin samples your DNA, turns it into data, and stores it in the world’s most powerful supercomputer: the Bitcoin network” lures…

  14. All this talk of crypto-currencies based on DNA is just so démodé. I’m waiting for the next big thing; soul trading in the non-local economy…

    1. they can implant memories into snails.. why not souls into automaton clones.. Its ressurection I tell you.. Infinite life!

  15. The term “blockchain” is becoming a marketing term, often cited with little to no reference to the actual ins and outs (and the pros and cons) of this technology.

    1. Yes and heavily pushed by the big four auditors – who most wants a world with open borders and one world currency? Not just bankers but auditors, so much simpler.

  16. Six hundred, three score, and six; King Soloman’s salary per year in gold. The only other time this number is mentioned is in Revelation. I’ll pass on cryptocurrency and the system they so desire to employ. Methinks it has nothing to do with “security” and more to do with “control”.
    I have no desire for my DNA to become anyone’s collateral in any mathematically impossible, usury backed scheme.

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