9 thoughts on “NEWS AND VIEWS FROM THE NEFARIUM NOV 19 2014”

  1. The Mannlicher Carcano rifle was chosen as LHO’s weapon(with a laughable rate of fire). As a message to those who knew better,that this could happen to you too. The nail gun “suicide” incident was about as in your face as it gets. I do believe we will see an escalation of the violence and absurdity with each passing “suicide”. To any sensible individual, this should be a “Red Pill” moment.

  2. It doesn’t matter which way you slice it, he was a banker AND he’s dead. I wonder what the police will come up with as a “motive”, isn’t that what police departments do in cases like this. This case like all the “others” will die a MSM death (pun intended), you wont hear about it ever again.
    In that old hackneyed phrase, why bring a knife to a gun fight, answer, ITS A LOT QUIETER.

    1. You forgot the part where Dr. Farrell has to race against time and rescue Honey Boo Boo from the fiendish clutches of al-Baghdadi and his Islamofascist sleeper agents disguised as Amazing Race contestants before they can spirit Ms. Boo Boo away and turn her into the leader of a 5th column of militant twerking second graders to infiltrate and disrupt PB&J privileged suburbia to the point of mass suicide despair and GMOrganic buying binges at Whole Foods and Fresh Market in an attempt to drown the indoctrination in a flood of organically marketed, pre-processed heavy metals and Roundup Ready dipping sauce. They don’t call him “That Baghdad Daddy” for nothing.

        1. good one Button. I’m hatching a plan right now to get a grant from the UN or the US government to go over to Iraq and teach ISIS yoga and meditation. I would like to say it is for the purpose of conscious raising and inner healing, but the truth is: I want to be the first yoga industry billionaire and I know the only way I can do this is through government contracts. As you know, the middle east is extremely lucrative for government contractors and there is virtually no oversight over there. Eventually it is my hope that my yoga business will get bought out by Blackwater or Halliburton and I will be made filthy rich.

  3. I just had a great idea for an added dimension to Dr. Farrell’s website. What if Dr. Farrell drove around the world in an RV privately investigating banker suicides? He would need a side kick of course and maybe he could have auditions through his website or even find one through a hollywood trade magazine. A potty mouthed, street wise African-American would be fun who forces Dr. Farrell to listen to rap music. Or maybe even some irksome, nebbish looking know-it-all who, for added comic effect, can’t fulfill any of his side kick duties on the sabbath, like driving the RV or even turning on light switches, because of religious restrictions. This would set up for all kind of laughs as an irritated Dr. Farrell has to do everything himself like drive the RV and even operate the toaster because his pious assistant is prohibited from such tasks by scriptural law. Another fun character would be a sassy, precocious teenager Dr. Farrell picks up hitchhiking and who Dr. Farrell has to regularly admonish for her bad grammar. Or, what about a deadpan oriental who rarely ever speaks except to say something accidentally funny and is also a great mechanic and cook? Or how about even some of his website members taking turns joining Dr. Farrell in his adventures on the road. Imagine Lost and Dr. Farrell teaming up as investigators and roommates?

    If I were Dr. Farrell’s partner, the first thing I would do is get the names of all the suicided bankers and see if the names or initials of the victims spelled out some kind of clue, possibly an anagram, which would lead us to the killers. My guess would be the killers are targeting their victims not for what they know but solely because of their names. Maybe as Dr. Farrell speculates, we are looking at gang warfare and the upstart intelligence operations are killing off anybody with a name that represents a traditional crime syndicate like Gambino or Rockefeller. My second guess is, considering all the victims so far have been men, that we may be dealing with a lesbian mafia, possibly even Hillary’s notorious syndicate W.A.M. or Women Against Men.

    Anyway, if I were to take a stab at solving this particular crime, I imagine it started in his office meeting where the progressive whizkid announced to his bosses that he just invested Citibank funds into a cold fusion reactor company based out of Italy. Or maybe the tragic wunderkind proclaimed to his bosses that, based on his research, GMO’s and pesticides had no future in the third world and therefore he felt it was time Citibank divested from American agribusiness and he had taken the liberty to begin the process. I imagine the hapless chap whistling with self-satisfied delight as he walked down Greenwich street triumphantly knowing that he was doing his part to make the world a better and greener place. I imagine him still whistling as he climbed the stairs of his tiny, over priced NY apartment anticipating the proud conversation he was going to have that evening with his girlfriend (actually probably boyfriend considering the location) over an exquisite dinner in one of Manhattan’s trendiest over priced restaurants. Then I imagine the surprise as he unlocks the door to his upscale hovel to find a couple grinning thugs menacingly holding some of his overpriced top of the line kitchen utensils. Later as the two hit men drive back to Staten Island, the passenger admires the finely crafted butcher knife he holds in his hand. When the driver notices the knife, his face turn reds. “You mook! This was supposed to be a suicide! You were supposed to leave the knife next to the body!”

    “But this knife is just too beautiful. Its made in Italy. And jeez it cuts nice. A real keeper,” he replies as he fondly strokes the murder weapon.

    “Italy? Ain’t nothing made in Italy anymore. That crap is made in China!” He grabs the knife out of his partner’s hand and throws it out the window. “and now the police are going to think this is a murder which means we aren’t going to get paid by the spooks.” He punches the steering wheel. “I knew I should have brought the nail gun. The police never second guess a nail gun suicide.” He swerves the car down a side street.

    “Don’t worry about it. I left a bloody icicle next to the dead body,” he replies shrugging off his partners anger. “Besides, since when do the police investigate banker suicides. Relax. If the newspapers say it is a suicide, then that is what it is going to be. The police will just say he swallowed the murder weapon after he slit his own throat. We all know how stressful being a mid-level banker is. They are the front line for this ponzi scheme. Sometimes hookers and cocaine aren’t enough to chase away the blues and they got to kill themselves. Now lets go eat some linguine and clam sauce.”

    He slaps his partner on the shoulder grinning and then checks his text messages to see if there are any other bankers he will have to murder this week.

  4. NY Daily News today saying the police now found the knife which was “hidden” under the body in the bathtub! They also said crystal meth etc found in the apt and there is surveillance video showing Miller arguing with a man in the bldg elevator. The man apparently left and Miller told the doorman not to let him back in. The News reporting he had been on a drug/alchohol binge with an internet date. Not clear if this is same person he was arguing with in the elevator. Also Miller called 911 twice reporting stalkers outside the building. Summary: A man high on drugs slashed his own throat besides the bathtub, then threw the knife in the tub,then collapsed into the tub thus hiding the knife.

  5. This murder must have been very important. A obvious murder instead of being accidented or suicided means there was to be no doubts as to the other scared monkeys to the message or messages being sent to them.

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