In today's main blog I made a brief passing reference to Bai Den Dzhao's not-so-subtle implication that his uncle was eaten by cannibals during World War Two. A spokesman for the Greater New Guinea Ecole Superieur de Cuisine de Cannibalisme flatly denied the rumor, stating that such behavior made a mockery of New Guinea's cannibalism dietary regulations, and that simply put, there was not "enough sauce in all of the Indonesian archipelago to make any Bai Den family member taste good," and that the entire family was on the list of prohibited meals and drugs, due to Hunter's well-known habits.  "We can't have our people dining on someone like him," the spokesman said, "and then becoming high and committing all sorts of crimes like graft, bribery, influence peddling, or other kinds of corruption. New Guinea has the highest standards for cannibalism, and we're not about to start stooping so low."  (Image courtesy of E.G.)

‘Lost for words’: Joe Biden’s tale about cannibals bemuses Papua New Guinea residents

May be an image of 4 people

Posted in

Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and "strange stuff". His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into "alternative history and science".

No Comments

  1. TommiH on April 23, 2024 at 2:57 pm


  2. Philanthropos on April 23, 2024 at 5:51 am

    Clearly, they have responded to creepy uncle Joe’s most recent challenge and chosen freedom over democracy.

  3. marcos toledo on April 22, 2024 at 6:15 pm

    What sane self respecting cannibals would want to dine on that degenerate family to begin with.

  4. CaireannW on April 22, 2024 at 2:42 pm

    JF, you’re hilarious. The posts for the past couple of weeks? Wow. The world is nuts and I’m glad you have a sense of humor. lol

  5. Beckysue on April 22, 2024 at 12:27 pm


  6. Robert Barricklow on April 22, 2024 at 12:18 pm

    Another “proof” that when drinking in a pool of family lies; one begins a life long relationship with a reality based upon lies, damn lies and statistics – not too mention – believing your own press!

  7. DanaThomas on April 22, 2024 at 10:32 am


  8. anakephalaiosis on April 22, 2024 at 6:39 am


    Sleepy Joe sought to animate,
    his own corpse on plate,
    and with Ukraine
    as canine,
    wagging dog he ate.

Leave a Comment

Help the Community Grow

Please understand a donation is a gift and does not confer membership or license to audiobooks. To become a paid member, visit member registration.

Upcoming Events