You just cannot make this stuff up folks. This one was brought to my attention by a Facebook friend, Mr. J.W. I don't even know how to tag this one:
I can imagine entering such a Nazi fashion boutique. Why, one could adorn oneself with diamonds on a Knight's cross with oak leaves, swords, and diamonds, pick up some gold-braided shoulder boards for a Generaloberst in the Reichsheer along with a couple of pairs of those wonderful gray slacks with the red stripes and riding breeches (they're on sale, buy one get one free); of for a mere $5000 or so, pick up a field marshal's or grand admiral's baton, a pickelhaube lazy susan and a couple of Stahlhelm flower pots, lawn-and-garden jackboots, or take an eye examination for your very own monocle, be measured for your own tailor-made riding crop...
... and, uhm....only six million?!?!? Uhm...did we forget about that little Hitler-sponsored get-together called World War Two?
See you on the flip side.